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Vaginal plugs! Wearable dildos! Pussy corks! Whatever you want to call them, they’re here. First Uberrime’s chubby, colorful Sensi, now SquarePegToys’ multi-sized G Squeeze Vag Plug. These soft silicone toys are meant to be “worn,” meaning you insert them and leave them stationary (like butt […]
Bullet vibes are a sex toy staple. Their small size makes them easy to store, travel discreetly, and include in partnered sex. They’re also pretty straightforward to use. But bullet vibes can be difficult to hold, especially if you have grip issues. My fingers are […]
Let me spoil this entire review in the first paragraph. Are you looking for a plush, super girthy, body-safe, semi-realistic dildo on a budget? You’ve found it. You’ll have a hard time finding a better deal than the Neo Elite 9 Inch Dual Density Dildo. […]
During my first testing session with the VeDO Suki Sonic Stimulator, I kept telling my partner how cute it was. Like the Satisfyer Penguin, the VeDO Suki’s nozzle looks like a beak. The wedge grip on the back reminds me of tailfeathers. “I love it […]
Davy’s Tendrils is a tentacle dildo likely named after Davy Jones, the cephalophod-faced captain of the damned from the second Pirates of the Caribbean movie. He was (is) one of the most phenomenal CGI creations in cinematic history. Like many of Mr Hankey’s designs (including […]
The “Hitachi” Magic Wand Rechargeable was a dream purchase for me. It’s incredibly powerful. It’s incredibly rumbly. When I use it on my clit I can feel the vibrations in my freakin’ bones. In the 4 years I’ve had the Magic Wand Rechargeable, I’ve kicked […]
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If you’ve ever read a review for a bullet vibrator, you’ve probably heard of the We-Vibe Tango. The Tango is lauded as the having the most powerful, rumbly vibrations you can find in a petite package. It’s the bullet that all other bullets are compared […]
I love using a wand vibe on my partner. Big, rumbly vibrators like the PalmPower Extreme or the Magic Wand Rechargeable are an easy way to play with intense sensation and forced orgasms. But I have weak wrists and poor motor skills. Sometimes it’s difficult […]
I recently went (vaxxed and masked) to a movie theater for the first time in about two years. A momentous occasion! Naturally, I saw the movie about the crappy journalist and his goopy alien husband. Venom is prime monster fucker fodder. His sinister jaws, tentacle-esque […]