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My headphones were tragically mangled during last month’s move. Since I don’t like watching porn on mute, my recent masturbation sessions have included scrolling the hornier corners of Twitter and Bluesky for saucy selfies. Unsurprising to those that know my fap habits, most of the […]
What’s the tallest dildo in my sex toy collection? Currently it’s the Uberrime Cephalatrox Tentacle, a squishy beasty that’s over a foot long! 12 whole inches of wiggly body-safe silicone. There are a couple of uses for those many inches, and I can’t wait to […]
I’ve wanted a DragonTailz Blue Devil Leather Flogger for years. Last year I finally bought it. For some kinksters, sex and BDSM are separate activities (especially for folks who don’t desire the former.) For me, the two have always been intermingled – I don’t enjoy […]
Any impact toy can be intimidating – but riding crops have presence. They’re taming tools that can deliver a viper bite (small, fast, targeted strikes) if you stray from position. I love crops. The Noir Flinch Crop comes from Blush Novelties’ line of budget- and […]
The Pro Intimate Pump is a vulva pump. Vulva pumps come in many sizes, shapes, and intensities. They have a variety of potential features, from interchangeable heads to licking tongues. They can be manual (via lever or bulb) or automatic (mechanical suction.) Some are built […]
A realistic cock straining against agonizingly tight rope? Truly, the Uberrime Bound Bondage Dildo 2.0 (and Bound XL) is a dildo fit for a dominant. The Uberrime Bound is one of those rare sex toys that turns me on by appearance alone. I’m usually just […]
A few months ago, Peepshow Toys spoiled me with a kinky care package. Among the goodies were two spike wheels: the Doc Johnson Kink Spike Wheel and the XR Brands Lil Devil Sensation Pinwheel. what the fuck are these things? Spike wheels (also known as […]
A few years ago, my partner and I finally splurged on a Magic Wand Rechargeable for Christmas. We spent months researching our options, and even longer making room in our budget for the $130 USD investment. The splurge felt uncomfortably self-indulgent at the time, but […]
There’s a long, wet, writhing history of people seeing the eroticism of tentacles. But I’m not here to talk about the history of sexualizing the powerful, undulating limbs of beasts both oceanic and fictional. I’m here to talk about me doing it. And dildos. (Content […]
In pre-pandemic times, my partner Buster kept most of their Star Wars merch on their desk at work. Now they work from home, and Star Wars lurks in every corner of our new apartment. There’s a baby “Yoda” on top of our fridge, Clone Wars […]