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The Le Wand Crystal G Wand is a gorgeous piece of carved quartz art. I’ve loved rocks since I was a kid (I’m autistic, big surprise.) It was inevitable that I’d get my hands on a rose quartz crystal dildo, even though I’m not drawn […]
The Lelo Enigma Wave Multi Stimulation Personal Massager is designed to provide effortless, decadent pleasure. Simultaneous clitoral stimulation, g-spot massage, and zinging vibration – all packaged into one toy. This was my first time using a Lelo “SenSonic” pulsation toy. Spoiler alert: it’s intense in […]
The Ardor Dragon of Lust and Love Dildo has an incredibly handsome silhouette. It’s thick, as one would expect from a hulking mythological creature. But to suit its lovey-dovey name, the Ardor’s armored curves are soft instead of harsh. Uberrime doesn’t market this as a […]
The We-Vibe Rave 2 Adjustable G-Spot Vibrator stands out in an ocean of g-spot vibe options. Not at first glance. But definitely at first touch. The Rave 2 has a smooth, asymmetrical ridge that gives the toy a topsy-turvy silhouette. It has a flexible shaft […]
Lelo Soraya Beads don’t dangle on a silicone cord like traditional anal beads. Instead, these vibrating anal beads are stacked in a graduated wand shape. (“Wand” as in bibbidi bobbidi butt stuff, not “wand” as in hitachi pelvis-rumbler.) The Soraya Beads are luxury brand Lelo’s […]
One of my favorite sex toys is the three-in-one Her Ultimate Pleasure from Pipedream. It’s the oral sex simulator that went viral on social media a few years ago. There are many (many!) imitators, but the Her Ultimate Pleasure Pro Dual is the first official […]
I was really excited when Dee’s Big Daddies started previewing the Dakota Uncut With Balls on social media. I love when realistic dildos have foreskin! It’s aesthetically attractive. Dakota doesn’t set itself apart just by being uncut. It also has a down-turned shaft that lists […]
The Miksko Human-Alien Hybrid Monster Dildo is another of Uberrime’s H. R. Giger inspired alien toys. The trio of designs also includes the bulb-tipped Aliter and the biomechanical Xmeyk. Like Aliter, the Miksko seems shaped for g-spot/prostate massage. Most of its heft is hoisted to […]
The Aliter Bent Knot Monster Dildo is part of a trio of alien designs from Uberrime. The Miksko and Xmeyk are more phallic than Aliter, which to me is more of a beckoning finger than a dick. It’s probably that imagery that makes the Uberrime […]
After five years of writing sex toy reviews, I’ve collected a small army of tentacle dildos. The latest is The Kraken’s Revenge Fantasy G-Spot Dildo, a design collaboration between Uberrime Handmade Dildos and SheVibe. Most tentacle dildos are shaped like squiggles or cones, but Kraken’s […]