Licking & Flicking

Review: Fantasy For “Her” Ultimate Pleasure Pro Dual Oral Sex Simulator & G-Spot Vibrator by Pipedream

One of my favorite sex toys is the three-in-one Her Ultimate Pleasure from Pipedream. It’s the oral sex simulator that went viral on social media a few years ago. There are many (many!) imitators, but the Her Ultimate Pleasure Pro Dual is the first official […]

The Holey Trinity laying across a fabric background.

Review: 3Some Holey Trinity Triple Tongue Rechargeable Vibrator by Pipedream

It can be pretty hard to find a rabbit vibrator that perfectly fits your individual anatomy. Rabbits are dual stimulating: they need to line up with both your clitoris and vagina (and ideally the g-spot) to work as intended. But bodily proportions aren’t universal. Genitals […]

The French Kiss Casanova laying on the French Kiss Charmer's box.

Review: French Kiss Casanova Flickering Clitoral Stimulator and Bullet (vs French Kiss Charmer) by CalExotics

I like toys that slap my clit until I come. This would have been inconceivable to me a few years ago. My vibration-lovin’ clit, enjoying literally anything besides a trusty bullet vibe? Impossible! But now my We-Vibe Tango is collecting dust, and I’m reaching for […]

The Ultimate Tongue-Gasm laying on a neon green background, surrounded by candy pieces.

Review: Fantasy for Her, Her Ultimate Tongue-Gasm Clitoral Stimulator

I don’t know if I can be analytical or informative about the Her Ultimate Tongue-Gasm from Pipedream. Like, the name is fucking awful. “Fantasy for Her, Her Ultimate Tongue-Gasm” is a mouthful, needlessly gendered, and hella tacky. (Sound familiar?) The design is ugly and feels […]

Review: California Dreaming Laguna Beach Lover Oral Sex Toy by CalExotics

When I asked SheVibe for some oral sex simulators to review, I didn’t expect much from the strangely named, tongue-shaped CalExotics Laguna Beach Lover. The marketing describes the Laguna Beach Lover’s tongue as “flickering.” In my experience, that just means the toy’s tip flutters a […]

Review: Fantasy for Her, Her Ultimate Pleasure Oral Sex Simulator by Pipedream (Luxury Edition)

The “Her” Ultimate Pleasure Oral Sex Simulator went viral on social media last year (in the original purple) because most people had never seen anything like it. It vibrates, it pumps, it licks your clit. I’m not a fan of the company that released it, […]