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We’re well past (or, depending on your perspective, way ahead of) Halloween, but as a self-professed monster fucker, my mind’s always on fantasy dildos. The Realm is a fantasy sex toy collection from Blush Novelties. I reviewed the Realm’s Draken dragon dildo and Drago sword […]
Let me spoil this entire review in the first paragraph. Are you looking for a plush, super girthy, body-safe, semi-realistic dildo on a budget? You’ve found it. You’ll have a hard time finding a better deal than the Neo Elite 9 Inch Dual Density Dildo. […]
Any impact toy can be intimidating – but riding crops have presence. They’re taming tools that can deliver a viper bite (small, fast, targeted strikes) if you stray from position. I love crops. The Noir Flinch Crop comes from Blush Novelties’ line of budget- and […]
Despite being an avowed eater of ass, I missed out on the first “rimming butt plug.” The b-Vibe Rimming Plug came out in 2016 and almost immediately became a fan favorite. It’s spawned both sequels and imitators – and one of the latter is what […]
I love glow-in-the-dark shit. It makes me think of buying glowing plastic bracelets at Pride, or flirting with cute nerds in neon-washed arcades. I also love dual density silicone dildos. Blush Novelties combined the two with new Neo Elite Glow dildos. They’re the same shape […]
As a sex toy reviewer, I’ve amassed quite a collection of fuckables. No two are the same. Even bullet vibrators – the most basic of designs – vary in shape, texture, and vibration. This variety allows me to explore countless sensations. It teaches me about […]
Many folks with vaginas dream of an all-in-one sex toy, a Sonic Screwdriver that will save them from the hassle of managing multiple toys simultaneously. That’s why dual stimulation toys like rabbits are so popular: they pleasure you inside and out. The Lush Iris Rabbit […]
I love sex toy companies that value aesthetic as well as function. While an ugly toy can still get the job done, it’s nice to enjoy how your toy feels and looks. Blush Novelties’ whole Avant line of dildos embodies this perfectly. Two of the […]
Strap-on sex is a big part of my sex life. But until Peepshow Toys reached out about sending me the Temptasia Luna from Blush Novelties, I’d never owned a strapless strap-on. The name “strapless” is misleading. While there are some people with pelvic floor muscles […]
Why am I so excited to review the Temptasia Twist Silicone Dildo Kit? Because I have vaginismus! Vaginismus condition that causes my pelvic floor muscles instinctively spasm to prevent any form of penetration, including fingers and tampons. It’s often very painful. Sometimes I like to […]