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Lengthy, unexplained hiatuses are pretty common on this blog. As a disabled person who always seems to be going through some kind of shit, I often disappear for months at a time with only a vague tweet or two to mark the absence. But in […]
With the release of Goop Lab* – a Netflix docseries following Gwyneth Paltrow’s $250 million “wellness” brand Goop – folks are taking a second look at Goop’s short yet sordid history. Among its controversial wares? Yoni eggs, the polished crystals you can put in your […]
It happens to every sexually active couple or polycule. Life finds a way to get in the way, and suddenly it’s been weeks, months, or even longer since the last time you had sex. Cobwebs gather on your glass dildos. A tumbleweed makes its way […]
My headphones were tragically mangled during last month’s move. Since I don’t like watching porn on mute, my recent masturbation sessions have included scrolling the hornier corners of Twitter and Bluesky for saucy selfies. Unsurprising to those that know my fap habits, most of the […]
This guide is a work in progress. Which Zumio model is the best? What’s the cheapest Zumio knockoff/dupe? Which pinpoint sex toys are the strongest? These are some of the questions I’m keen to answer as I build this guide. (And hoard pointy sex toys […]
Content Warning: discussions of rape and domestic violence, semi-graphic retelling of sexual assault, and potentially upsetting “comedic” imagery If you or someone you know has been sexually assaulted, help is available. Post has been updated. Twisted Fantasies is an indie studio here in Florida that […]
I’m autistic, and I fuck. Some people think these facets of my life are inherently incompatible. They’re wrong. But sometimes my autism and my sex life are at odds, and over the years I’ve had to figure out how to balance them. The abysmal roadmaps […]
Today marks 16 years since Buster and I started dating. We were high school sweethearts, can you believe it? Hilariously, we didn’t like each other at all when we first met. But eventually we stumbled into a mutual love of Harry Potter. Magic was an […]
“This clam is jammed!” I once quipped to a guy I was chatting up. It was a light-hearted way to start the “I can’t have vaginal sex” conversation that came up every time I wanted to get laid in my 20’s. I always try to […]
Grinding (also called humping) is when you rub your genitals against an object or consenting partner for sexual pleasure. It’s all about movement, texture, and friction: the slick glide of a vulva against a bedpost, the firm press of a penis on a partner’s ass, […]