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The Ardor Dragon of Lust and Love Dildo has an incredibly handsome silhouette. It’s thick, as one would expect from a hulking mythological creature. But to suit its lovey-dovey name, the Ardor’s armored curves are soft instead of harsh. Uberrime doesn’t market this as a […]
The Miksko Human-Alien Hybrid Monster Dildo is another of Uberrime’s H. R. Giger inspired alien toys. The trio of designs also includes the bulb-tipped Aliter and the biomechanical Xmeyk. Like Aliter, the Miksko seems shaped for g-spot/prostate massage. Most of its heft is hoisted to […]
The Aliter Bent Knot Monster Dildo is part of a trio of alien designs from Uberrime. The Miksko and Xmeyk are more phallic than Aliter, which to me is more of a beckoning finger than a dick. It’s probably that imagery that makes the Uberrime […]
After five years of writing sex toy reviews, I’ve collected a small army of tentacle dildos. The latest is The Kraken’s Revenge Fantasy G-Spot Dildo, a design collaboration between Uberrime Handmade Dildos and SheVibe. Most tentacle dildos are shaped like squiggles or cones, but Kraken’s […]
We’re well past (or, depending on your perspective, way ahead of) Halloween, but as a self-professed monster fucker, my mind’s always on fantasy dildos. The Realm is a fantasy sex toy collection from Blush Novelties. I reviewed the Realm’s Draken dragon dildo and Drago sword […]
What’s the tallest dildo in my sex toy collection? Currently it’s the Uberrime Cephalatrox Tentacle, a squishy beasty that’s over a foot long! 12 whole inches of wiggly body-safe silicone. There are a couple of uses for those many inches, and I can’t wait to […]
The Hydrus Water Dragon Dildo is one of Uberrime’s latest fantasy releases. It’s a super soft, highly textured toy with a pronounced knot. A fantasy dildo “knot” is a bulb shape (usually located on the lower half of the shaft) that provides a satisfying stretch. […]
Davy’s Tendrils is a tentacle dildo likely named after Davy Jones, the cephalophod-faced captain of the damned from the second Pirates of the Caribbean movie. He was (is) one of the most phenomenal CGI creations in cinematic history. Like many of Mr Hankey’s designs (including […]
The Xenuphora Alien Tentacle was one of Uberrime’s first fantasy dildos. Their founding artist Marco sculpted the design by hand, creating unique ridges and suckers in clay that he then turned into a mold for silicone. It was also the first Uberrime model that stood […]
A realistic cock straining against agonizingly tight rope? Truly, the Uberrime Bound Bondage Dildo 2.0 (and Bound XL) is a dildo fit for a dominant. The Uberrime Bound is one of those rare sex toys that turns me on by appearance alone. I’m usually just […]