The Miksko Human-Alien Hybrid Monster Dildo is another of Uberrime’s H. R. Giger inspired alien toys. The trio of designs also includes the bulb-tipped Aliter and the biomechanical Xmeyk.

Like Aliter, the Miksko seems shaped for g-spot/prostate massage. Most of its heft is hoisted to the front. The unique head especially intrigued me – would it be as stimulating as the Uberrime Aliter’s come hither curve?

miksko design & features

The Miksko Human-Alien Hybrid Monster Dildo is made of body-safe silicone. This means it’s hypoallergenic (no skin reactions!), non-porous (no holes to harbor bacteria!), and sanitizeable. Silicone comes in a variety of firmness options, but the Miksko (and most of Uberrime’s fantasy fare) is soft and pliable. Squeeze it, fold it, give it a wiggle!

The Miksko’s base makes it anal safe and usable in a strap-on harness. I didn’t test it in a harness, however, because its modest height (just over 6 inches) is way too short for me.

Uberrime wanted both the Miksko and Xmeyk to be girthier than average but not extra large. With a max diameter of 1.8 inches, I think it hits the mark. The average penis/dildo is about 1.4 inches in diameter; anything 2 inches and up is for us size queens. Everyone’s body is different, so your mileage may vary here!

This dildo has a really unique shape. Being a human hybrid, the shaft is vaguely humanoid, with a distinct head, shaft, and balls. It’s a (mostly) straight toy, but the girthier top and tightly angled helmet head make it look/feel curved. The head has a pointed tip, a flared crown edged with smooth nubs, and has foreskin-like bunching beneath. The top of the shaft is bumpy-textured like reptile skin.

The only thing I don’t love about the Miksko is the pinpoint urethral divot on the very tip. It’s cute but deeper than I’d like. Being such a tiny cavity, it’s tedious to clean after use, and I’m always worried I’m going to forget it exists. “Don’t forget to de-crust the piss divot!” is a fun thing to say to my partner though.

I much prefer the Miksko’s vibrant black and blues to the Aliter’s subtler purple. The glitter absolutely shimmers on this toy, bright and bold and gorgeously spacey even when you’re not actively turning it in the sunlight. But if you’re on my blog, then you already know I’m a biased slut for blue.

our experience with miksko

It was probably unfair to test the Miksko Human-Alien Hybrid around the same time as the Aliter Bent Knot. Any other time, Miksko’s silhouette would wow with its strangeness. But compared to the Aliter – and how effective the Aliter’s come hither curve is – the Miksko seems tame in comparison.

Which isn’t a bad thing, considering the Miksko, Aliter, and Xmeyk were intended to be newbie-friendly fantasy designs.

Inserting the Miksko can be a bit of a challenge since the toy is soft and the top of the shaft is so thick. You have to be aroused and relaxed already because you’re taking the toy’s max girth right from the get go. The trade-off is that once the Miksko is sunk deep, you feel plugged full.

My partner Buster (who tests all of the insertable toys for my reviews) says the Miksko Dildo’s head is definitely a highlight. The flat helmet shape adds just a little extra pressure against your internal walls. If you twist the shaft as you thrust, you can feel the poppling of bumps on the head. It’s not as g-spot focused as the Aliter (then again, few dildos are as focused as the Aliter), but it’s pleasant.

The top of the Miksko Dildo’s shaft is straight (minus the helmet head) but its underside has a bit of a belly (that false curve.) If you’re using the Miksko vaginally, the bulk of the toy pops up behind the pubic bone, creating that feeling of deep fullness Buster craves (despite not being as big as their usual Uberrime picks.) The slimmer lower shaft means less of a stretch at your entrance when the toy is fully inserted.

When the toy is being thrust, Buster can feel some of the reptilian bumps on the shaft. I wish Uberrime had more toys with textures like this – perhaps a craggy dragon? (You could argue the Hydrus Water Dragon meets that need… but I’d get pedantic.) Buster says they prefer the textured musculature of the Aliter Alien to Miksko’s subtler bumps. Both are smooth and strange (in the good way), but the Aliter’s texture is “more interesting and alien.”

Buster likes using the Miksko solo because it’s shorter than most of our fantasy dildos. The balls are wide compared to the toy but are comfortable to hold. Fucking themself with the Miksko is easy. But its relatively average height means you get less (if any) easy a-spot action from this mixed species specimen, depending on your anatomy.

final thoughts on miksko

The Miksko Human-Alien Hybrid Monster Dildo definitely suits Uberrime’s intention to make some entry-level fantasy toys.

We have rock-hard werewolves and foot-long tentacles in our collection, so my partner and I aren’t technically the intended demographic for the Miksko. We like things monstrously big! So I was surprised Buster enjoys the Miksko as much as they do.

Miksko is girthy (compared to beginner/average size toys), but its average length and squishy density makes it easier to manage. (It’s surprisingly great for solo use.) It’s top-heavy. That makes it trickier to insert, but more satisfying to be filled by. The unique bottlecap helmet head adds a little extra pressure for potential g-spot/prostate stimulation. Most importantly (to me), it’s downright gorgeous in bright glittery blues.

For us, Miksko’s only crime is it isn’t as delightfully strange and dedicatedly g-spotty as the Aliter. Which suits it, thematically, considering it’s a partial human hybrid and Aliter is all alien.

You can find the Miksko Human-Alien Hybrid Monster Dildo on SheVibe.

Thank you, Uberrime, for sending me the Miksko Human-Alien Hybrid Monster Dildo in exchange for an honest review. I consider Marco (Uberrime’s founder) a friend, but that doesn’t influence my opinions of their toys except to give me additional insight and appreciation for the artistry. I still hate the Amo (functionally, not aesthetically.)

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