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The Ardor Dragon of Lust and Love Dildo has an incredibly handsome silhouette. It’s thick, as one would expect from a hulking mythological creature. But to suit its lovey-dovey name, the Ardor’s armored curves are soft instead of harsh. Uberrime doesn’t market this as a […]
One of my favorite sex toys is the three-in-one Her Ultimate Pleasure from Pipedream. It’s the oral sex simulator that went viral on social media a few years ago. There are many (many!) imitators, but the Her Ultimate Pleasure Pro Dual is the first official […]
The Aliter Bent Knot Monster Dildo is part of a trio of alien designs from Uberrime. The Miksko and Xmeyk are more phallic than Aliter, which to me is more of a beckoning finger than a dick. It’s probably that imagery that makes the Uberrime […]
After writing about Big Daddy Danny, Dee’s Big Daddies offered me a few of their other models for review. My partner Buster’s first choice was the Big Daddy Duncan. Duncan has a unique silhouette among realistic dildos: a ‘bent’ shaft. It was designed to curve […]
In 2022 I got into two kinds of metal. The kind with guitar solos… and the kind with g-spot curves. Earlier this year, the friendly folks at L’Acier – one of Velvet Thruster’s brands – sent me one of the latter. The L’Acier Capo is […]
What’s the tallest dildo in my sex toy collection? Currently it’s the Uberrime Cephalatrox Tentacle, a squishy beasty that’s over a foot long! 12 whole inches of wiggly body-safe silicone. There are a couple of uses for those many inches, and I can’t wait to […]
The latest collaboration between SheVibe and Uberrime is here, and it’s god-like: the Divo Dual Density Dildo. This is a deliciously realistic dildo. SheVibe’s digital sculptor put a lot of detail into this design, and Uberrime complimented it with luxuriously plush silicone. The Divo is […]
Let me spoil this entire review in the first paragraph. Are you looking for a plush, super girthy, body-safe, semi-realistic dildo on a budget? You’ve found it. You’ll have a hard time finding a better deal than the Neo Elite 9 Inch Dual Density Dildo. […]
The Zumio I Clitoral Stimulator is teal. Teal! That alone was enough to make me want to review it. But I was also intrigued by the toy’s flat, spoon-like tip. The original Zumio (now called the Zumio X to differentiate it from new models) is […]
If you look at the SheVibe product page for the Uberrime Titan or Uberrime Maximus, you’re greeted with cautionary capslock: “NON-RETURNABLE ITEM: PLEASE UNDERSTAND THE MEASUREMENTS BEFORE ORDERING.” It’s a necessary warning. These dildos are huge. Despite having large-ish hands, I can just barely wrap […]