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The “Hitachi” Magic Wand Rechargeable was a dream purchase for me. It’s incredibly powerful. It’s incredibly rumbly. When I use it on my clit I can feel the vibrations in my freakin’ bones. In the 4 years I’ve had the Magic Wand Rechargeable, I’ve kicked […]
Zalo makes some truly gorgeous sex toys, and the Zalo Bess is no exception. Similar to the popular ultra-pinpoint Zumio, the Bess’s main attraction is its narrow tip. But unlike Zumio, Bess has a built-in sidekick. There’s a motor in the handle, so you can […]
Note: As of 2021, Geeky Sex Toys has closed its doors. Out of respect for their craft and in gratitude of their collaboration, I’m posting this review as-is even though the toy can no longer be purchased. I’m generally not the kind of nerd who […]
What is this sleek, strange toy? Some may call it an oral sex simulator, but I want to call it a flicky licky. So I will. The Elegance Dreamy Clitoral Stimulator by Shots is one of the newest flicky lickies to hit shelves. Like the […]
The girthy Basilisk Dual Density Silicone Dildo from Pris Toys is big and squishy. I try to review a variety of dildos on this blog. There’s such a diversity of sizes, shapes, and material firmness, why limit myself? But big and squishy are what get […]
Rabbit vibrators like the We-Vibe Nova 2 are a hot commodity because they’re designed for simultaneous clitoral and vaginal pleasure. Whether you’re after blended orgasms, or you just enjoy both kinds of stimulation, rabbit vibrators are supposed to save you from the hassle of juggling […]
Allow me to introduce my partner Buster’s new favorite sex toy: Sir Richard’s Control Rim Joy. Soon after SheVibe sent us the Rim Joy in June, Buster started keeping it on their bedside table so it would always be in reach. Then I started stealing […]
I don’t know if I can be analytical or informative about the Her Ultimate Tongue-Gasm from Pipedream. Like, the name is fucking awful. “Fantasy for Her, Her Ultimate Tongue-Gasm” is a mouthful, needlessly gendered, and hella tacky. (Sound familiar?) The design is ugly and feels […]
When I asked SheVibe for some oral sex simulators to review, I didn’t expect much from the strangely named, tongue-shaped CalExotics Laguna Beach Lover. The marketing describes the Laguna Beach Lover’s tongue as “flickering.” In my experience, that just means the toy’s tip flutters a […]
The “Her” Ultimate Pleasure Oral Sex Simulator went viral on social media last year (in the original purple) because most people had never seen anything like it. It vibrates, it pumps, it licks your clit. I’m not a fan of the company that released it, […]