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This hybrid pump/vibe is… unique. The Pipedream Roto Suck-Her is a vibrating, vulva-shaped pussy pump. But not really? Because of its shallow cup, it doesn’t have the room to function like a traditional pump. It’s more like a lightly vibratey, lightly sucky… thingy. Like others […]
The Dulce Uncut Dual Density Dildo is part of a collection of realistic dual density dildos from indie maker (and pal of mine) Uberrime Handmade Dildos. It’s an average-sized phallus with a bulbous head and intact foreskin detailing. I love dildos with foreskin. Body-safe silicone […]
When I think of vulva pumps, I usually picture something with a manual lever and tubing. Like the Temptasia Advanced System or the Fetish Fantasy Pussy Pump. But these days there are plenty of automatic pumps that work with the touch of a button. Many […]
What is this sleek, strange toy? Some may call it an oral sex simulator, but I want to call it a flicky licky. So I will. The Elegance Dreamy Clitoral Stimulator by Shots is one of the newest flicky lickies to hit shelves. Like the […]
Just a heads up: this vibrator is currently unavailable. You can check out the post sponsor’s vibrators category for alternatives to the toy featured in this post. The Zumio X taught me to love pinpoint sex toys. That ultra-targeted, oscillating tip is definitely not for […]
(Content Warning: depression, chronic illness, sex negativity, current events, pet illness/death.) 2020 was one of the hardest years of my life. The world was literally on fire. Florida unsurprisingly became an epicenter in the plague. The openly racist Orlando police attacked protestors and deployed […]
Happy Star Wars day! May the Fourth be with you, fellow nerdy perverts. To celebrate the occasion, my partner Buster and I set out to compare some of our favorite Clone Wars characters to the only thing more important than Star Wars: sex toys. You’ve […]
My favorite insertable toys come with descriptors like “monster,” “fantasy,” or “tentacle.” As an avid fan of horror and sci-fi, I’m always looking for new, weird dildos and sex toys. Blame all the late night b-movie marathons and tentacle porn searches over the years! I’m […]
The girthy Basilisk Dual Density Silicone Dildo from Pris Toys is big and squishy. I try to review a variety of dildos on this blog. There’s such a diversity of sizes, shapes, and material firmness, why limit myself? But big and squishy are what get […]
Many sex toy users are concerned about discretion. Only around 14% of adults in the US live alone – that means most of us are cohabitating with children, relatives, and roommates. If you’re concerned about keeping your sex toys private, you might have found yourself […]