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Let me spoil this entire review in the first paragraph. Are you looking for a plush, super girthy, body-safe, semi-realistic dildo on a budget? You’ve found it. You’ll have a hard time finding a better deal than the Neo Elite 9 Inch Dual Density Dildo. […]
This guide is a work in progress. Which Zumio model is the best? What’s the cheapest Zumio knockoff/dupe? Which pinpoint sex toys are the strongest? These are some of the questions I’m keen to answer as I build this guide. (And hoard pointy sex toys […]
The Zumio I Clitoral Stimulator is teal. Teal! That alone was enough to make me want to review it. But I was also intrigued by the toy’s flat, spoon-like tip. The original Zumio (now called the Zumio X to differentiate it from new models) is […]
During my first testing session with the VeDO Suki Sonic Stimulator, I kept telling my partner how cute it was. Like the Satisfyer Penguin, the VeDO Suki’s nozzle looks like a beak. The wedge grip on the back reminds me of tailfeathers. “I love it […]
If you look at the SheVibe product page for the Uberrime Titan or Uberrime Maximus, you’re greeted with cautionary capslock: “NON-RETURNABLE ITEM: PLEASE UNDERSTAND THE MEASUREMENTS BEFORE ORDERING.” It’s a necessary warning. These dildos are huge. Despite having large-ish hands, I can just barely wrap […]
Davy’s Tendrils is a tentacle dildo likely named after Davy Jones, the cephalophod-faced captain of the damned from the second Pirates of the Caribbean movie. He was (is) one of the most phenomenal CGI creations in cinematic history. Like many of Mr Hankey’s designs (including […]
The Xenuphora Alien Tentacle was one of Uberrime’s first fantasy dildos. Their founding artist Marco sculpted the design by hand, creating unique ridges and suckers in clay that he then turned into a mold for silicone. It was also the first Uberrime model that stood […]
My inbox is fascinating place. Some days there’s unsolicited dick pics, other days there’s an offer to review fantasy dildos as wide as soda cans. The strange fellow you see here is the YOCY Dwarf, sold by a website called Big Shocked. It came in […]
The “Hitachi” Magic Wand Rechargeable was a dream purchase for me. It’s incredibly powerful. It’s incredibly rumbly. When I use it on my clit I can feel the vibrations in my freakin’ bones. In the 4 years I’ve had the Magic Wand Rechargeable, I’ve kicked […]
Zalo makes some truly gorgeous sex toys, and the Zalo Bess is no exception. Similar to the popular ultra-pinpoint Zumio, the Bess’s main attraction is its narrow tip. But unlike Zumio, Bess has a built-in sidekick. There’s a motor in the handle, so you can […]