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When I think of vulva pumps, I usually picture something with a manual lever and tubing. Like the Temptasia Advanced System or the Fetish Fantasy Pussy Pump. But these days there are plenty of automatic pumps that work with the touch of a button. Many […]
What is this sleek, strange toy? Some may call it an oral sex simulator, but I want to call it a flicky licky. So I will. The Elegance Dreamy Clitoral Stimulator by Shots is one of the newest flicky lickies to hit shelves. Like the […]
Just a heads up: this vibrator is currently unavailable. You can check out the post sponsor’s vibrators category for alternatives to the toy featured in this post. The Zumio X taught me to love pinpoint sex toys. That ultra-targeted, oscillating tip is definitely not for […]
(Content Warning: depression, chronic illness, sex negativity, current events, pet illness/death.) 2020 was one of the hardest years of my life. The world was literally on fire. Florida unsurprisingly became an epicenter in the plague. The openly racist Orlando police attacked protestors and deployed […]
Happy Star Wars day! May the Fourth be with you, fellow nerdy perverts. To celebrate the occasion, my partner Buster and I set out to compare some of our favorite Clone Wars characters to the only thing more important than Star Wars: sex toys. You’ve […]
The girthy Basilisk Dual Density Silicone Dildo from Pris Toys is big and squishy. I try to review a variety of dildos on this blog. There’s such a diversity of sizes, shapes, and material firmness, why limit myself? But big and squishy are what get […]
Many sex toy users are concerned about discretion. Only around 14% of adults in the US live alone – that means most of us are cohabitating with children, relatives, and roommates. If you’re concerned about keeping your sex toys private, you might have found yourself […]
Contrary to how society infantilizes disabled folks, we do indeed fuck. Accessibility isn’t often prioritized in sex toy design. There are folks outside of the established industry hoping to change that, but I occasionally see well-known companies take a crack at it too. One such […]
Despite being an avowed eater of ass, I missed out on the first “rimming butt plug.” The b-Vibe Rimming Plug came out in 2016 and almost immediately became a fan favorite. It’s spawned both sequels and imitators – and one of the latter is what […]
Rabbit vibrators like the We-Vibe Nova 2 are a hot commodity because they’re designed for simultaneous clitoral and vaginal pleasure. Whether you’re after blended orgasms, or you just enjoy both kinds of stimulation, rabbit vibrators are supposed to save you from the hassle of juggling […]