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Who among us hasn’t – in an especially heated moment – desperately thought: I want to shove a whole coke can inside me? (Or a can of Pepsi. Far be it from me to sodashame.) The Amplus Abstract Dildo from Uberrime is a squishy, body-safe […]
The latest collaboration between SheVibe and Uberrime is here, and it’s god-like: the Divo Dual Density Dildo. This is a deliciously realistic dildo. SheVibe’s digital sculptor put a lot of detail into this design, and Uberrime complimented it with luxuriously plush silicone. The Divo is […]
Bullet vibes are a sex toy staple. Their small size makes them easy to store, travel discreetly, and include in partnered sex. They’re also pretty straightforward to use. But bullet vibes can be difficult to hold, especially if you have grip issues. My fingers are […]
Let me spoil this entire review in the first paragraph. Are you looking for a plush, super girthy, body-safe, semi-realistic dildo on a budget? You’ve found it. You’ll have a hard time finding a better deal than the Neo Elite 9 Inch Dual Density Dildo. […]
This guide is a work in progress. Which Zumio model is the best? What’s the cheapest Zumio knockoff/dupe? Which pinpoint sex toys are the strongest? These are some of the questions I’m keen to answer as I build this guide. (And hoard pointy sex toys […]
Any impact toy can be intimidating – but riding crops have presence. They’re taming tools that can deliver a viper bite (small, fast, targeted strikes) if you stray from position. I love crops. The Noir Flinch Crop comes from Blush Novelties’ line of budget- and […]
The Zumio I Clitoral Stimulator is teal. Teal! That alone was enough to make me want to review it. But I was also intrigued by the toy’s flat, spoon-like tip. The original Zumio (now called the Zumio X to differentiate it from new models) is […]
During my first testing session with the VeDO Suki Sonic Stimulator, I kept telling my partner how cute it was. Like the Satisfyer Penguin, the VeDO Suki’s nozzle looks like a beak. The wedge grip on the back reminds me of tailfeathers. “I love it […]
Content Warning: discussions of rape and domestic violence, semi-graphic retelling of sexual assault, and potentially upsetting “comedic” imagery If you or someone you know has been sexually assaulted, help is available. Post has been updated. Twisted Fantasies is an indie studio here in Florida that […]
If you look at the SheVibe product page for the Uberrime Titan or Uberrime Maximus, you’re greeted with cautionary capslock: “NON-RETURNABLE ITEM: PLEASE UNDERSTAND THE MEASUREMENTS BEFORE ORDERING.” It’s a necessary warning. These dildos are huge. Despite having large-ish hands, I can just barely wrap […]