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Who among us hasn’t – in an especially heated moment – desperately thought: I want to shove a whole coke can inside me? (Or a can of Pepsi. Far be it from me to sodashame.) The Amplus Abstract Dildo from Uberrime is a squishy, body-safe […]
The latest collaboration between SheVibe and Uberrime is here, and it’s god-like: the Divo Dual Density Dildo. This is a deliciously realistic dildo. SheVibe’s digital sculptor put a lot of detail into this design, and Uberrime complimented it with luxuriously plush silicone. The Divo is […]
I’m not sure why I – a comic book nerd with the sense of humor of a teenage boy – am allowed to review the Uberrime A-Spot Avenger. But I appreciate Betty’s confidence that I won’t just write 800 words of “smash” puns. I’ll do […]
Let me spoil this entire review in the first paragraph. Are you looking for a plush, super girthy, body-safe, semi-realistic dildo on a budget? You’ve found it. You’ll have a hard time finding a better deal than the Neo Elite 9 Inch Dual Density Dildo. […]
If you look at the SheVibe product page for the Uberrime Titan or Uberrime Maximus, you’re greeted with cautionary capslock: “NON-RETURNABLE ITEM: PLEASE UNDERSTAND THE MEASUREMENTS BEFORE ORDERING.” It’s a necessary warning. These dildos are huge. Despite having large-ish hands, I can just barely wrap […]
Davy’s Tendrils is a tentacle dildo likely named after Davy Jones, the cephalophod-faced captain of the damned from the second Pirates of the Caribbean movie. He was (is) one of the most phenomenal CGI creations in cinematic history. Like many of Mr Hankey’s designs (including […]
The Xenuphora Alien Tentacle was one of Uberrime’s first fantasy dildos. Their founding artist Marco sculpted the design by hand, creating unique ridges and suckers in clay that he then turned into a mold for silicone. It was also the first Uberrime model that stood […]
A realistic cock straining against agonizingly tight rope? Truly, the Uberrime Bound Bondage Dildo 2.0 (and Bound XL) is a dildo fit for a dominant. The Uberrime Bound is one of those rare sex toys that turns me on by appearance alone. I’m usually just […]
As a Floridian I’m both in awe of, and vaguely terrified by, the Everglades. Eight thousand square miles of ancient swamp? Surely cryptids of some kind lurk in its murky waters. All monsters are cool, and queer, and defiantly sexy. But a swamp monster? A […]
I love using a wand vibe on my partner. Big, rumbly vibrators like the PalmPower Extreme or the Magic Wand Rechargeable are an easy way to play with intense sensation and forced orgasms. But I have weak wrists and poor motor skills. Sometimes it’s difficult […]