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After writing about Big Daddy Danny, Dee’s Big Daddies offered me a few of their other models for review. My partner Buster’s first choice was the Big Daddy Duncan. Duncan has a unique silhouette among realistic dildos: a ‘bent’ shaft. It was designed to curve […]
In 2022 I got into two kinds of metal. The kind with guitar solos… and the kind with g-spot curves. Earlier this year, the friendly folks at L’Acier – one of Velvet Thruster’s brands – sent me one of the latter. The L’Acier Capo is […]
We’re well past (or, depending on your perspective, way ahead of) Halloween, but as a self-professed monster fucker, my mind’s always on fantasy dildos. The Realm is a fantasy sex toy collection from Blush Novelties. I reviewed the Realm’s Draken dragon dildo and Drago sword […]
Big Daddy Dante is the swan of realistic dildos. Its dramatically arched shaft and fanned-out balls create quite a silhouette. Dante’s twin, the Big Daddy Dominic, swaps the balls out for a traditional flared base. Some folks might arch an eyebrow at comparing silicone cocks […]
What’s the tallest dildo in my sex toy collection? Currently it’s the Uberrime Cephalatrox Tentacle, a squishy beasty that’s over a foot long! 12 whole inches of wiggly body-safe silicone. There are a couple of uses for those many inches, and I can’t wait to […]
My partner Buster prefers their dildos big and squeezable. They were delighted when I showed them the debut cast of toys from Dee’s Big Daddies: four huge realistic dildos and a scaly dragon, made with soft body-safe silicone. And the maker is local! DBD hails […]
Vaginal plugs! Wearable dildos! Pussy corks! Whatever you want to call them, they’re here. First Uberrime’s chubby, colorful Sensi, now SquarePegToys’ multi-sized G Squeeze Vag Plug. These soft silicone toys are meant to be “worn,” meaning you insert them and leave them stationary (like butt […]
This point bears repeating often: realistic dildos aren’t competition or a replacement for “the real thing.” They’re tools. Tools we can use alone or with others! Tools are typically designed for a specific purpose. Like how a stud finder detects support beams in your wall […]
Back in September, I ordered myself a few birthday sex toys. Among them was the Le Wand Arch Stainless Steel Dildo. The Arch is nearly 2 pounds of solid metal fashioned into a double-ended fuck wand. It’s my first time buying a stainless steel dildo. […]
The Hydrus Water Dragon Dildo is one of Uberrime’s latest fantasy releases. It’s a super soft, highly textured toy with a pronounced knot. A fantasy dildo “knot” is a bulb shape (usually located on the lower half of the shaft) that provides a satisfying stretch. […]