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I recently went (vaxxed and masked) to a movie theater for the first time in about two years. A momentous occasion! Naturally, I saw the movie about the crappy journalist and his goopy alien husband. Venom is prime monster fucker fodder. His sinister jaws, tentacle-esque […]
Note: As of 2021, Geeky Sex Toys has closed its doors. Out of respect for their craft and in gratitude of their collaboration, I’m posting this review as-is even though the toy can no longer be purchased. I’m generally not the kind of nerd who […]
Penetration is intimidating and/or painful for many people. Inexperience, trauma, surgery, disability, curiosity, illness – there are countless reasons folks might want or need a small, comfortable insertable. As someone with both vaginismus (haunted vagina) and IBS (haunted guts), I’m keenly aware of how few […]
Some sex toys have a learning curve. The Njoy Pure Wand – which is beloved by so many for its firm, targeted g-spot and prostate stimulation – is somewhat infamous for being difficult to master. According to the Pure Wand’s ardent fans, the results are […]
Geeky Sex Toys is one of my favorite indie sex toy companies. Their pleasure fare is all fandom themed: D20 ballgags, lightsaber dildos, etc. Sex toys are fun to use, but GST incorporates that fun directly into their designs, and then brings them into being […]
The Dulce Uncut Dual Density Dildo is part of a collection of realistic dual density dildos from indie maker (and pal of mine) Uberrime Handmade Dildos. It’s an average-sized phallus with a bulbous head and intact foreskin detailing. I love dildos with foreskin. Body-safe silicone […]
My favorite insertable toys come with descriptors like “monster,” “fantasy,” or “tentacle.” As an avid fan of horror and sci-fi, I’m always looking for new, weird dildos and sex toys. Blame all the late night b-movie marathons and tentacle porn searches over the years! I’m […]
The girthy Basilisk Dual Density Silicone Dildo from Pris Toys is big and squishy. I try to review a variety of dildos on this blog. There’s such a diversity of sizes, shapes, and material firmness, why limit myself? But big and squishy are what get […]
Contrary to how society infantilizes disabled folks, we do indeed fuck. Accessibility isn’t often prioritized in sex toy design. There are folks outside of the established industry hoping to change that, but I occasionally see well-known companies take a crack at it too. One such […]
Rabbit vibrators like the We-Vibe Nova 2 are a hot commodity because they’re designed for simultaneous clitoral and vaginal pleasure. Whether you’re after blended orgasms, or you just enjoy both kinds of stimulation, rabbit vibrators are supposed to save you from the hassle of juggling […]