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This hybrid pump/vibe is… unique. The Pipedream Roto Suck-Her is a vibrating, vulva-shaped pussy pump. But not really? Because of its shallow cup, it doesn’t have the room to function like a traditional pump. It’s more like a lightly vibratey, lightly sucky… thingy. Like others […]
When I think of vulva pumps, I usually picture something with a manual lever and tubing. Like the Temptasia Advanced System or the Fetish Fantasy Pussy Pump. But these days there are plenty of automatic pumps that work with the touch of a button. Many […]
The girthy Basilisk Dual Density Silicone Dildo from Pris Toys is big and squishy. I try to review a variety of dildos on this blog. There’s such a diversity of sizes, shapes, and material firmness, why limit myself? But big and squishy are what get […]
Despite being an avowed eater of ass, I missed out on the first “rimming butt plug.” The b-Vibe Rimming Plug came out in 2016 and almost immediately became a fan favorite. It’s spawned both sequels and imitators – and one of the latter is what […]
Rabbit vibrators like the We-Vibe Nova 2 are a hot commodity because they’re designed for simultaneous clitoral and vaginal pleasure. Whether you’re after blended orgasms, or you just enjoy both kinds of stimulation, rabbit vibrators are supposed to save you from the hassle of juggling […]
Allow me to introduce my partner Buster’s new favorite sex toy: Sir Richard’s Control Rim Joy. Soon after SheVibe sent us the Rim Joy in June, Buster started keeping it on their bedside table so it would always be in reach. Then I started stealing […]
Like almost every silicone sex toy from indie darling Uberrime, the Uno Silicone Dildo’s name comes from Latin. “Uno” means “The First,” which is a fitting title for a dildo that’s designed to be a step up from fingering. Its unimposing size and medium-firm density […]
It can be pretty hard to find a rabbit vibrator that perfectly fits your individual anatomy. Rabbits are dual stimulating: they need to line up with both your clitoris and vagina (and ideally the g-spot) to work as intended. But bodily proportions aren’t universal. Genitals […]
I like toys that slap my clit until I come. This would have been inconceivable to me a few years ago. My vibration-lovin’ clit, enjoying literally anything besides a trusty bullet vibe? Impossible! But now my We-Vibe Tango is collecting dust, and I’m reaching for […]
I don’t know if I can be analytical or informative about the Her Ultimate Tongue-Gasm from Pipedream. Like, the name is fucking awful. “Fantasy for Her, Her Ultimate Tongue-Gasm” is a mouthful, needlessly gendered, and hella tacky. (Sound familiar?) The design is ugly and feels […]