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In 2022 I got into two kinds of metal. The kind with guitar solos… and the kind with g-spot curves. Earlier this year, the friendly folks at L’Acier – one of Velvet Thruster’s brands – sent me one of the latter. The L’Acier Capo is […]
We’re well past (or, depending on your perspective, way ahead of) Halloween, but as a self-professed monster fucker, my mind’s always on fantasy dildos. The Realm is a fantasy sex toy collection from Blush Novelties. I reviewed the Realm’s Draken dragon dildo and Drago sword […]
Big Daddy Dante is the swan of realistic dildos. Its dramatically arched shaft and fanned-out balls create quite a silhouette. Dante’s twin, the Big Daddy Dominic, swaps the balls out for a traditional flared base. Some folks might arch an eyebrow at comparing silicone cocks […]
What’s the tallest dildo in my sex toy collection? Currently it’s the Uberrime Cephalatrox Tentacle, a squishy beasty that’s over a foot long! 12 whole inches of wiggly body-safe silicone. There are a couple of uses for those many inches, and I can’t wait to […]
My partner Buster prefers their dildos big and squeezable. They were delighted when I showed them the debut cast of toys from Dee’s Big Daddies: four huge realistic dildos and a scaly dragon, made with soft body-safe silicone. And the maker is local! DBD hails […]
I’ve wanted a DragonTailz Blue Devil Leather Flogger for years. Last year I finally bought it. For some kinksters, sex and BDSM are separate activities (especially for folks who don’t desire the former.) For me, the two have always been intermingled – I don’t enjoy […]
Vaginal plugs! Wearable dildos! Pussy corks! Whatever you want to call them, they’re here. First Uberrime’s chubby, colorful Sensi, now SquarePegToys’ multi-sized G Squeeze Vag Plug. These soft silicone toys are meant to be “worn,” meaning you insert them and leave them stationary (like butt […]
Instead of vibrating, the Zumio X creates intense, pleasurable sensation by rapidly oscillating its firm “SpiroTip.” It moves so quickly it’s a blur, but in such tight circles it almost seems like it doesn’t move at all. If the name wasn’t already taken, I’d probably […]
I like sex toys that lick. I like them so much that I have a whole guide on the best sex toy tongues. It was inevitable that I’d get my greedy paws on Lelo’s updated Ora, one of the first mainstream attempts at an oral […]
This point bears repeating often: realistic dildos aren’t competition or a replacement for “the real thing.” They’re tools. Tools we can use alone or with others! Tools are typically designed for a specific purpose. Like how a stud finder detects support beams in your wall […]