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The Miksko Human-Alien Hybrid Monster Dildo is another of Uberrime’s H. R. Giger inspired alien toys. The trio of designs also includes the bulb-tipped Aliter and the biomechanical Xmeyk. Like Aliter, the Miksko seems shaped for g-spot/prostate massage. Most of its heft is hoisted to […]
Lovehoney rescued the Romp Switch! I bought a Romp Switch Clitoral Suction Stimulator for Christmas in 2021. Not long after, it started disappearing from digital shelves. I was sad to see it go! Despite being less than $40 USD, it’s a high quality sex toy. […]
The Aliter Bent Knot Monster Dildo is part of a trio of alien designs from Uberrime. The Miksko and Xmeyk are more phallic than Aliter, which to me is more of a beckoning finger than a dick. It’s probably that imagery that makes the Uberrime […]
It happens to every sexually active couple or polycule. Life finds a way to get in the way, and suddenly it’s been weeks, months, or even longer since the last time you had sex. Cobwebs gather on your glass dildos. A tumbleweed makes its way […]
After five years of writing sex toy reviews, I’ve collected a small army of tentacle dildos. The latest is The Kraken’s Revenge Fantasy G-Spot Dildo, a design collaboration between Uberrime Handmade Dildos and SheVibe. Most tentacle dildos are shaped like squiggles or cones, but Kraken’s […]
My headphones were tragically mangled during last month’s move. Since I don’t like watching porn on mute, my recent masturbation sessions have included scrolling the hornier corners of Twitter and Bluesky for saucy selfies. Unsurprising to those that know my fap habits, most of the […]
After writing about Big Daddy Danny, Dee’s Big Daddies offered me a few of their other models for review. My partner Buster’s first choice was the Big Daddy Duncan. Duncan has a unique silhouette among realistic dildos: a ‘bent’ shaft. It was designed to curve […]
In 2022 I got into two kinds of metal. The kind with guitar solos… and the kind with g-spot curves. Earlier this year, the friendly folks at L’Acier – one of Velvet Thruster’s brands – sent me one of the latter. The L’Acier Capo is […]
We’re well past (or, depending on your perspective, way ahead of) Halloween, but as a self-professed monster fucker, my mind’s always on fantasy dildos. The Realm is a fantasy sex toy collection from Blush Novelties. I reviewed the Realm’s Draken dragon dildo and Drago sword […]
Big Daddy Dante is the swan of realistic dildos. Its dramatically arched shaft and fanned-out balls create quite a silhouette. Dante’s twin, the Big Daddy Dominic, swaps the balls out for a traditional flared base. Some folks might arch an eyebrow at comparing silicone cocks […]