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There’s a long, wet, writhing history of people seeing the eroticism of tentacles. But I’m not here to talk about the history of sexualizing the powerful, undulating limbs of beasts both oceanic and fictional. I’m here to talk about me doing it. And dildos. (Content […]
In pre-pandemic times, my partner Buster kept most of their Star Wars merch on their desk at work. Now they work from home, and Star Wars lurks in every corner of our new apartment. There’s a baby “Yoda” on top of our fridge, Clone Wars […]
Today I’m reviewing one of the most delightful products I’ve ever received: the SquarePegToys Happy Show Tail Puppy Dog Tail, sent to me by Peepshow Toys. SquarePeg’s Show Tails come in two shapes: the thin, perky Happy, and the Woofy, which is thicker and etched […]
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Princette Puppypus is a purple octopod from an aquatic planet. They love pizza, butt stuff, and lube. Together with their friends Starsi and Trinity, they adventure through space in a dick-shaped craft called the FriendShip. They’re also a vibrator. When SheVibe told me they’d be […]
Peepshow Toys describes the Oxballs Ergo Super Soft Butt Plug as “supremely squishy.” They’re definitely not exaggerating. The Ergo plug is the most squeezable butt plug in my toy box. When I first started collecting sex toys, I thought butt plugs had to be firm. […]
I unbox a toy haul including the CalExotics Laguna Beach Lover, Pipedream 3Some Holey Trinity, Fantasy For Her Tongue-Gasm, Fantasy For Her Fun Tongue, CalExotics French Kiss Casanova, and Nu Sensuelle Trinitii.
Let’s celebrate Labor Day with capitalism at a discount! Black Friday is still several months away, but this weekend sex shops are putting their wares on sale! For those of us looking to blow the dust off our bedside tables or add something new to […]
When I asked SheVibe for some oral sex simulators to review, I didn’t expect much from the strangely named, tongue-shaped CalExotics Laguna Beach Lover. The marketing describes the Laguna Beach Lover’s tongue as “flickering.” In my experience, that just means the toy’s tip flutters a […]
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