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The Splendid (now called the Splendid Medium) is arguably Uberrime’s most popular toy, and for good reason: it’s a dual density dildo (stiffer core, softer outside) with a wonderfully effective g-spot and/or prostate targeting curve, dressed in inspiringly vibrant colors. And? It’s $80 (or $70 […]
I’m under a bit of stress right now! I’ve just gotten through a month of babysitting, I’m preparing for Sex Down South, and a hurricane is/was headed my way (the forecast models keep changing.) Oh, and I’m refurbishing my website. Masturbation has been my go-to […]
Why am I so excited to review the Temptasia Twist Silicone Dildo Kit? Because I have vaginismus! Vaginismus condition that causes my pelvic floor muscles instinctively spasm to prevent any form of penetration, including fingers and tampons. It’s often very painful. Sometimes I like to […]
The Eclipse Thrusting Rotator Probe, or as I like to call it, “the enthusiastic fingering robot.” (I also call it the hungry hungry hippo, but we’ll get to that later.) Eclipse is a line of body-safe silicone butt toys from CalExotics, which is one of […]
To me, my D&D pervs, GoT survivors, and sword lesbians! I summon you here today to talk about one thing that is actually two things: the Drago Lock On Sword Handle and the Draken Fantasy Dragon Dildo attachment, both made by Blush Novelties and sent […]
Bondage kits like the CalExotics Scandal Submissive Kit hold a lot of potential. They’re often the most affordable and non-threatening way for people to explore using restraints and sensory or impact toys. A box of the basics – whether sought out intentionally or tossed in […]
There’s not a lot of overlap in the venn diagram of “budget-friendly sex toys” and “dual density silicone.” Dual density dildos – which generally have a plush outer layer and rigid core – are complicated to make and in high demand, so they tend to […]
So I was catching up on pleasure product news recently when I saw an upcoming release that got me really excited. Finally! More of a thing I want to exist, and likely at a price point that doesn’t make me cringe! But upon rereading the […]
After it was briefly showcased during a Blush Novelties-sponsored class at a local sex shop, my partner and I bought the Temptasia Clitoris & Nipple Pleasure & Enhancement System for my birthday. Previously, I relegated pumping to my “weird kinky shit I probably won’t actually […]
The word Womanizer is best left to Britney Spears singles. But when SheVibe offered to send me a Womanizer Liberty for review, I said yes. Womanizer and Satisfyer (whose name isn’t much better) launched the clitoral air toy craze. (You might have also seen these […]