Sex Toy Reviews

The Ultimate Tongue-Gasm laying on a neon green background, surrounded by candy pieces.

Review: Fantasy for Her, Her Ultimate Tongue-Gasm Clitoral Stimulator

I don’t know if I can be analytical or informative about the Her Ultimate Tongue-Gasm from Pipedream. Like, the name is fucking awful. “Fantasy for Her, Her Ultimate Tongue-Gasm” is a mouthful, needlessly gendered, and hella tacky. (Sound familiar?) The design is ugly and feels […]

The Princette Puppypus laying in a white person's hand.

Review: Princette Puppypus Rechargeable Vibrator by Cute Little Fuckers

Princette Puppypus is a purple octopod from an aquatic planet. They love pizza, butt stuff, and lube. Together with their friends Starsi and Trinity, they adventure through space in a dick-shaped craft called the FriendShip. They’re also a vibrator. When SheVibe told me they’d be […]

Review: California Dreaming Laguna Beach Lover Oral Sex Toy by CalExotics

When I asked SheVibe for some oral sex simulators to review, I didn’t expect much from the strangely named, tongue-shaped CalExotics Laguna Beach Lover. The marketing describes the Laguna Beach Lover’s tongue as “flickering.” In my experience, that just means the toy’s tip flutters a […]

Review: Lush Iris Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator with Clitoral Pulsation by Blush Novelties

Many folks with vaginas dream of an all-in-one sex toy, a Sonic Screwdriver that will save them from the hassle of managing multiple toys simultaneously. That’s why dual stimulation toys like rabbits are so popular: they pleasure you inside and out. The Lush Iris Rabbit […]

The Boomer Banks dildo standing upright on the couch, with a window sill visible in the background.

Review: Fleshjack Boys Boomer Banks Uncut Silicone Dildo by Fleshlight

Fleshlight is famous for their anatomically realistic strokers, but they also have a collection of realistic body-safe silicone dildos. Fleshjack, their gay-centric brand, even has a line of lifecast dildos from popular porn performers, including Boomer Banks, Colby Keller, and Milan Christopher. Lifecast dildos are […]