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I recently went (vaxxed and masked) to a movie theater for the first time in about two years. A momentous occasion! Naturally, I saw the movie about the crappy journalist and his goopy alien husband. Venom is prime monster fucker fodder. His sinister jaws, tentacle-esque […]
The sex toy industry is a mix of aging giants and innovative trailblazers. Go into any shop and you’ll see a newly released app-enabled gadget in minimalist packaging sitting on the same shelf as a battery-powered egg vibe with porn and tacky fonts on the […]
Note: As of 2021, Geeky Sex Toys has closed its doors. Out of respect for their craft and in gratitude of their collaboration, I’m posting this review as-is even though the toy can no longer be purchased. I’m generally not the kind of nerd who […]
Penetration is intimidating and/or painful for many people. Inexperience, trauma, surgery, disability, curiosity, illness – there are countless reasons folks might want or need a small, comfortable insertable. As someone with both vaginismus (haunted vagina) and IBS (haunted guts), I’m keenly aware of how few […]
Some sex toys have a learning curve. The Njoy Pure Wand – which is beloved by so many for its firm, targeted g-spot and prostate stimulation – is somewhat infamous for being difficult to master. According to the Pure Wand’s ardent fans, the results are […]
My partner Buster and I have a whole bucket of butt toys, but surprisingly few anal beads. When HoneysX reached out about doing a review, I picked the Fun Factory Bendy Beads to remedy this shortcoming. Anal beads are a little different than anal plugs. […]
Oh, the ups and downs I’ve had with the Filare Swirling Oral Sex Simulator. The Filare is an oral sex simulator from Lora Dicarlo, a small sex tech company that went viral after they were unfairly barred from the Consumer Electronics Show by the Consumer […]
Geeky Sex Toys is one of my favorite indie sex toy companies. Their pleasure fare is all fandom themed: D20 ballgags, lightsaber dildos, etc. Sex toys are fun to use, but GST incorporates that fun directly into their designs, and then brings them into being […]
This hybrid pump/vibe is… unique. The Pipedream Roto Suck-Her is a vibrating, vulva-shaped pussy pump. But not really? Because of its shallow cup, it doesn’t have the room to function like a traditional pump. It’s more like a lightly vibratey, lightly sucky… thingy. Like others […]
The Dulce Uncut Dual Density Dildo is part of a collection of realistic dual density dildos from indie maker (and pal of mine) Uberrime Handmade Dildos. It’s an average-sized phallus with a bulbous head and intact foreskin detailing. I love dildos with foreskin. Body-safe silicone […]