Penetration Toys

The Princette Puppypus laying in a white person's hand.

Review: Princette Puppypus Rechargeable Vibrator by Cute Little Fuckers

Princette Puppypus is a purple octopod from an aquatic planet. They love pizza, butt stuff, and lube. Together with their friends Starsi and Trinity, they adventure through space in a dick-shaped craft called the FriendShip. They’re also a vibrator. When SheVibe told me they’d be […]

Review: California Dreaming Laguna Beach Lover Oral Sex Toy by CalExotics

When I asked SheVibe for some oral sex simulators to review, I didn’t expect much from the strangely named, tongue-shaped CalExotics Laguna Beach Lover. The marketing describes the Laguna Beach Lover’s tongue as “flickering.” In my experience, that just means the toy’s tip flutters a […]

Review: Lush Iris Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator with Clitoral Pulsation by Blush Novelties

Many folks with vaginas dream of an all-in-one sex toy, a Sonic Screwdriver that will save them from the hassle of managing multiple toys simultaneously. That’s why dual stimulation toys like rabbits are so popular: they pleasure you inside and out. The Lush Iris Rabbit […]

The Boomer Banks dildo standing upright on the couch, with a window sill visible in the background.

Review: Fleshjack Boys Boomer Banks Uncut Silicone Dildo by Fleshlight

Fleshlight is famous for their anatomically realistic strokers, but they also have a collection of realistic body-safe silicone dildos. Fleshjack, their gay-centric brand, even has a line of lifecast dildos from popular porn performers, including Boomer Banks, Colby Keller, and Milan Christopher. Lifecast dildos are […]

Review: Fantasy for Her, Her Ultimate Pleasure Oral Sex Simulator by Pipedream (Luxury Edition)

The “Her” Ultimate Pleasure Oral Sex Simulator went viral on social media last year (in the original purple) because most people had never seen anything like it. It vibrates, it pumps, it licks your clit. I’m not a fan of the company that released it, […]