External (Clitoral) Toys

The Holey Trinity laying across a fabric background.

Review: 3Some Holey Trinity Triple Tongue Rechargeable Vibrator by Pipedream

It can be pretty hard to find a rabbit vibrator that perfectly fits your individual anatomy. Rabbits are dual stimulating: they need to line up with both your clitoris and vagina (and ideally the g-spot) to work as intended. But bodily proportions aren’t universal. Genitals […]

The French Kiss Casanova laying on the French Kiss Charmer's box.

Review: French Kiss Casanova Flickering Clitoral Stimulator and Bullet (vs French Kiss Charmer) by CalExotics

I like toys that slap my clit until I come. This would have been inconceivable to me a few years ago. My vibration-lovin’ clit, enjoying literally anything besides a trusty bullet vibe? Impossible! But now my We-Vibe Tango is collecting dust, and I’m reaching for […]

The Ultimate Tongue-Gasm laying on a neon green background, surrounded by candy pieces.

Review: Fantasy for Her, Her Ultimate Tongue-Gasm Clitoral Stimulator

I don’t know if I can be analytical or informative about the Her Ultimate Tongue-Gasm from Pipedream. Like, the name is fucking awful. “Fantasy for Her, Her Ultimate Tongue-Gasm” is a mouthful, needlessly gendered, and hella tacky. (Sound familiar?) The design is ugly and feels […]

The Princette Puppypus laying in a white person's hand.

Review: Princette Puppypus Rechargeable Vibrator by Cute Little Fuckers

Princette Puppypus is a purple octopod from an aquatic planet. They love pizza, butt stuff, and lube. Together with their friends Starsi and Trinity, they adventure through space in a dick-shaped craft called the FriendShip. They’re also a vibrator. When SheVibe told me they’d be […]

Review: California Dreaming Laguna Beach Lover Oral Sex Toy by CalExotics

When I asked SheVibe for some oral sex simulators to review, I didn’t expect much from the strangely named, tongue-shaped CalExotics Laguna Beach Lover. The marketing describes the Laguna Beach Lover’s tongue as “flickering.” In my experience, that just means the toy’s tip flutters a […]

Review: Lush Iris Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator with Clitoral Pulsation by Blush Novelties

Many folks with vaginas dream of an all-in-one sex toy, a Sonic Screwdriver that will save them from the hassle of managing multiple toys simultaneously. That’s why dual stimulation toys like rabbits are so popular: they pleasure you inside and out. The Lush Iris Rabbit […]