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The “Her” Ultimate Pleasure Oral Sex Simulator went viral on social media last year (in the original purple) because most people had never seen anything like it. It vibrates, it pumps, it licks your clit. I’m not a fan of the company that released it, […]
Ever heard the phrase “flicking the bean”? It’s unclever slang for clitoral masturbation. When someone first said it to me I dramatically mimed doing a spit take. Flicking the bean. How ridiculous. The clitoris has a lot more going on than a bean. But the […]
The Wand by We-Vibe is going to be on a lot of Valentine’s Day wishlists. Many of We-Vibe’s offerings are considered the best in their category, like the mighty bullet vibe Tango and the innovative couple’s vibe Chorus. We-Vibe’s designs are (generally) attractive, body-safe, and […]
What’s a “couple’s vibrator”? Usually it’s something like the We-Vibe Chorus: a vibrator designed to compliment penis-in-vagina (PIV) sex. (The sex toy industry is pretty attentive to all things cishet, so there’s lots of ‘em.) But Wet for Her – a woman-run sex toy company […]
The first thing I thought of when I saw this little vibe was Alice in Wonderland (specifically, the 1951 animated movie.) Remember the scene where Alice is bullied by a number of swaying, sentient plants? This Mushroom Massager from Cloud 9 Novelties won’t serenely/menacingly serenade […]
Welcome to the latest edition of “holy crap, this review has been collecting dust since May, fuck you depression”! This episode stars one of the newest members of the We-Vibe family: the Moxie Wearable Vibrator! The Moxie is a 3-inch vibrator that comes with a […]
The word Womanizer is best left to Britney Spears singles. But when SheVibe offered to send me a Womanizer Liberty for review, I said yes. Womanizer and Satisfyer (whose name isn’t much better) launched the clitoral air toy craze. (You might have also seen these […]
The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Mini Vibrator was sent to me by SheVibe, online purveyors of pleasure products and all-around super folks. I’ll probably never stop yelling about how SheVibe is awesome and also comics-themed, because I need an outlet for the burst of joy I […]
When I saw Zalo’s “Sweet Magic” luxury line – featuring the Confidence Wand Massager, Desire Self-Thruster, and Courage G-Spot Massager – I was immediately enamored. Each piece looks freshly plucked from a big budget erotic parody of Sailor Moon. But this review is for one toy […]
I like to say that we’re not big fans of the g-spot in this house. My partner isn’t particularly wowed by g-spot stimulation, and because I experience so much pain during penetration, I usually don’t feel things acutely enough to discern if I’m even doing […]