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Back in September, I ordered myself a few birthday sex toys. Among them was the Le Wand Arch Stainless Steel Dildo. The Arch is nearly 2 pounds of solid metal fashioned into a double-ended fuck wand. It’s my first time buying a stainless steel dildo. […]
The Hydrus Water Dragon Dildo is one of Uberrime’s latest fantasy releases. It’s a super soft, highly textured toy with a pronounced knot. A fantasy dildo “knot” is a bulb shape (usually located on the lower half of the shaft) that provides a satisfying stretch. […]
Welcome to Deep Discount Season, aka Black Friday and Cyber Monday! If you want more literal bang for your buck, now’s the ideal time to snag some sex toys. Just like last year, I’d like to remind you that if a review or social media […]
Who among us hasn’t – in an especially heated moment – desperately thought: I want to shove a whole coke can inside me? (Or a can of Pepsi. Far be it from me to sodashame.) The Amplus Abstract Dildo from Uberrime is a squishy, body-safe […]
The latest collaboration between SheVibe and Uberrime is here, and it’s god-like: the Divo Dual Density Dildo. This is a deliciously realistic dildo. SheVibe’s digital sculptor put a lot of detail into this design, and Uberrime complimented it with luxuriously plush silicone. The Divo is […]
Bullet vibes are a sex toy staple. Their small size makes them easy to store, travel discreetly, and include in partnered sex. They’re also pretty straightforward to use. But bullet vibes can be difficult to hold, especially if you have grip issues. My fingers are […]
Let me spoil this entire review in the first paragraph. Are you looking for a plush, super girthy, body-safe, semi-realistic dildo on a budget? You’ve found it. You’ll have a hard time finding a better deal than the Neo Elite 9 Inch Dual Density Dildo. […]
This guide is a work in progress. Which Zumio model is the best? What’s the cheapest Zumio knockoff/dupe? Which pinpoint sex toys are the strongest? These are some of the questions I’m keen to answer as I build this guide. (And hoard pointy sex toys […]
Any impact toy can be intimidating – but riding crops have presence. They’re taming tools that can deliver a viper bite (small, fast, targeted strikes) if you stray from position. I love crops. The Noir Flinch Crop comes from Blush Novelties’ line of budget- and […]
The Zumio I Clitoral Stimulator is teal. Teal! That alone was enough to make me want to review it. But I was also intrigued by the toy’s flat, spoon-like tip. The original Zumio (now called the Zumio X to differentiate it from new models) is […]