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So today I turn 29 years old! Holy shit. I’m finally reaching the end of my 20’s, which I’m glad for because they’ve been garbage until very recently. (What a fucking difference being above the poverty line makes.) Being a queer, poor, mentally ill 20-something […]
(Trigger Warning: briefly graphic discussion of rape and suicidal ideation, mild mentions of self-harm.) I have insomnia in the summertime. It started towards the end of my teen years, when I began to process the abuse I’d endured at the hands of one of my […]
Frankenstein was published 200 years ago this year. But while its cultural importance and influence can’t be overstated, I have to confess – I’ve never finished Mary Shelley’s book. Nor have I watched the entirety of the 1931 film or any of its many remakes. […]
August was the perfect cross between fantastic and frustrating. Buster and I spent a week at my little brother’s house so I could help him during post-surgery recovery. Our car’s been coughing towards its deathbed, so Buster visited a used car lot – just to […]
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again and again: Blush Novelties must be utilizing some kind of silicone magic to produce dildos with such clean stripes. The Avant Pride P3 Beauty Silicone Dildo sports the colors of the (now retired) lesbian pride flag. […]
Two reviews in a single day, and they’re on complete opposite ends of the feelings spectrum! Peepshow Toys has me stretchin’ my writer muscles, y’all. When Peepshow Toys offered to send me the Temptasia Harness for review, they also asked that I pick a dildo […]
Today’s review is a literal jackpot: a product I’m wild about, from a manufacturer I adore, sent to me by a shop I love. I’ve been nervous about trying a strap-on harness for a long time, and would probably have put it off forever without […]
I’ve got a theory. It could be bunnies! Specifically, my theory is “rabbits posing as design techs are purposefully sabotaging Sola so they’re just short of perfection” and I now have two toys in my possession that support my hypothesis. Two trials are hardly enough […]
A timely posted monthly wrap up, in this economy? Not gonna happen, y’all. (Especially when you don’t have internet for most of August and can’t post anything.) The first half of July was entirely dedicated to spending time with my niece, who I met for the […]
This is the first installment of Queer Sex Diaries, a series in which I recount recent sexual escapades with my partner Buster. We both consent to be eroticized by readers in this specific space, so feel free to leave a comment to let me know […]