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A smutty essay about dysphoria, rough sex that heals, and the harness that’s starting a story. [Content Warnings: Gender dysphoria, rough sex including biting and bruising, erotic framing of ownership-based tropes, mentions of poverty-related suffering.] – The setting: last December. Though I’ve spent the last […]
The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Mini Vibrator was sent to me by SheVibe, online purveyors of pleasure products and all-around super folks. I’ll probably never stop yelling about how SheVibe is awesome and also comics-themed, because I need an outlet for the burst of joy I […]
When I saw Zalo’s “Sweet Magic” luxury line – featuring the Confidence Wand Massager, Desire Self-Thruster, and Courage G-Spot Massager – I was immediately enamored. Each piece looks freshly plucked from a big budget erotic parody of Sailor Moon. But this review is for one toy […]
The Aqua-King Fantasy Dildo is as handsomely imposing as its inspiration: the ocean-mastering king of glossy page and big screen fame, Aquaman. Its girthy head is just over 2 inches in diameter, and it towers at an impressive 9 inches tall. It’s patterned with scales […]
The Zalo Desire Silicone Thrusting Dildo is a toy that answers the unasked question, ‘What would happen if you crossed a fairy princess and a fucking machine?’ Pink, gold, and bedazzled with a glittery Swarovski crystal, the Desire is elegant and pretty in equal measure. […]
I like to say that we’re not big fans of the g-spot in this house. My partner isn’t particularly wowed by g-spot stimulation, and because I experience so much pain during penetration, I usually don’t feel things acutely enough to discern if I’m even doing […]
Nu Sensuelle – French for “Naked Sensual” – is a pleasure products brand from Australia/Florida-based sex toy company Novel Creations. The line includes a number of vibrators and butt plugs offered at an affordable price point (generally under $60 USD.) Peepshow Toys – who graciously […]
A new year, a new style of monthly wrap-up post! This one is all about sex toys: the ones I’m reviewing, the ones I’m using, and the ones I’ve spied popping up on the digital shelves of my favorite pleasure product shops. If you have […]
One of the coolest things about being a sex toy blogger is that I get to try toys from so many different studios and manufacturers. It gives me firsthand insight that makes my reviews more useful, and allows me to draw comparisons or make recommendations. […]
My obsession with the Iroha Zen Silicone Mini Vibrator began in January of last year, a few weeks before I officially launched my blog. I was immediately charmed by its aesthetics – it looks like a cartoon cactus in a pot – but beyond Iroha’s […]