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My inbox is fascinating place. Some days there’s unsolicited dick pics, other days there’s an offer to review fantasy dildos as wide as soda cans. The strange fellow you see here is the YOCY Dwarf, sold by a website called Big Shocked. It came in […]
The “Hitachi” Magic Wand Rechargeable was a dream purchase for me. It’s incredibly powerful. It’s incredibly rumbly. When I use it on my clit I can feel the vibrations in my freakin’ bones. In the 4 years I’ve had the Magic Wand Rechargeable, I’ve kicked […]
Zalo makes some truly gorgeous sex toys, and the Zalo Bess is no exception. Similar to the popular ultra-pinpoint Zumio, the Bess’s main attraction is its narrow tip. But unlike Zumio, Bess has a built-in sidekick. There’s a motor in the handle, so you can […]
The Pro Intimate Pump is a vulva pump. Vulva pumps come in many sizes, shapes, and intensities. They have a variety of potential features, from interchangeable heads to licking tongues. They can be manual (via lever or bulb) or automatic (mechanical suction.) Some are built […]
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If you’ve ever read a review for a bullet vibrator, you’ve probably heard of the We-Vibe Tango. The Tango is lauded as the having the most powerful, rumbly vibrations you can find in a petite package. It’s the bullet that all other bullets are compared […]
My first Cute Little Fuckers toy – the Princette Puppypus – has a permanent spot on my bookshelf. I keep it in its box like a collectible figure. This is mostly because it’s cute and I’m a fan of the indie company that brought it […]
A realistic cock straining against agonizingly tight rope? Truly, the Uberrime Bound Bondage Dildo 2.0 (and Bound XL) is a dildo fit for a dominant. The Uberrime Bound is one of those rare sex toys that turns me on by appearance alone. I’m usually just […]
As a Floridian I’m both in awe of, and vaguely terrified by, the Everglades. Eight thousand square miles of ancient swamp? Surely cryptids of some kind lurk in its murky waters. All monsters are cool, and queer, and defiantly sexy. But a swamp monster? A […]
I love using a wand vibe on my partner. Big, rumbly vibrators like the PalmPower Extreme or the Magic Wand Rechargeable are an easy way to play with intense sensation and forced orgasms. But I have weak wrists and poor motor skills. Sometimes it’s difficult […]