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As a sex toy reviewer, I’ve amassed quite a collection of fuckables. No two are the same. Even bullet vibrators – the most basic of designs – vary in shape, texture, and vibration. This variety allows me to explore countless sensations. It teaches me about […]
Is your sex shop a safe place to browse for people of marginalized identities? Do you think you’re welcoming to trans customers, Black customers, and disabled customers? Have you ever even asked yourself that question? I’ve scoured a lot of sex shops in my years […]
I like toys that slap my clit until I come. This would have been inconceivable to me a few years ago. My vibration-lovin’ clit, enjoying literally anything besides a trusty bullet vibe? Impossible! But now my We-Vibe Tango is collecting dust, and I’m reaching for […]
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I don’t know if I can be analytical or informative about the Her Ultimate Tongue-Gasm from Pipedream. Like, the name is fucking awful. “Fantasy for Her, Her Ultimate Tongue-Gasm” is a mouthful, needlessly gendered, and hella tacky. (Sound familiar?) The design is ugly and feels […]
There’s a long, wet, writhing history of people seeing the eroticism of tentacles. But I’m not here to talk about the history of sexualizing the powerful, undulating limbs of beasts both oceanic and fictional. I’m here to talk about me doing it. And dildos. (Content […]
In pre-pandemic times, my partner Buster kept most of their Star Wars merch on their desk at work. Now they work from home, and Star Wars lurks in every corner of our new apartment. There’s a baby “Yoda” on top of our fridge, Clone Wars […]
Today I’m reviewing one of the most delightful products I’ve ever received: the SquarePegToys Happy Show Tail Puppy Dog Tail, sent to me by Peepshow Toys. SquarePeg’s Show Tails come in two shapes: the thin, perky Happy, and the Woofy, which is thicker and etched […]
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Princette Puppypus is a purple octopod from an aquatic planet. They love pizza, butt stuff, and lube. Together with their friends Starsi and Trinity, they adventure through space in a dick-shaped craft called the FriendShip. They’re also a vibrator. When SheVibe told me they’d be […]