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Vaginal plugs! Wearable dildos! Pussy corks! Whatever you want to call them, they’re here. First Uberrime’s chubby, colorful Sensi, now SquarePegToys’ multi-sized G Squeeze Vag Plug. These soft silicone toys are meant to be “worn,” meaning you insert them and leave them stationary (like butt […]
Instead of vibrating, the Zumio X creates intense, pleasurable sensation by rapidly oscillating its firm “SpiroTip.” It moves so quickly it’s a blur, but in such tight circles it almost seems like it doesn’t move at all. If the name wasn’t already taken, I’d probably […]
I like sex toys that lick. I like them so much that I have a whole guide on the best sex toy tongues. It was inevitable that I’d get my greedy paws on Lelo’s updated Ora, one of the first mainstream attempts at an oral […]
This point bears repeating often: realistic dildos aren’t competition or a replacement for “the real thing.” They’re tools. Tools we can use alone or with others! Tools are typically designed for a specific purpose. Like how a stud finder detects support beams in your wall […]
Back in September, I ordered myself a few birthday sex toys. Among them was the Le Wand Arch Stainless Steel Dildo. The Arch is nearly 2 pounds of solid metal fashioned into a double-ended fuck wand. It’s my first time buying a stainless steel dildo. […]
The Hydrus Water Dragon Dildo is one of Uberrime’s latest fantasy releases. It’s a super soft, highly textured toy with a pronounced knot. A fantasy dildo “knot” is a bulb shape (usually located on the lower half of the shaft) that provides a satisfying stretch. […]
Who among us hasn’t – in an especially heated moment – desperately thought: I want to shove a whole coke can inside me? (Or a can of Pepsi. Far be it from me to sodashame.) The Amplus Abstract Dildo from Uberrime is a squishy, body-safe […]
The latest collaboration between SheVibe and Uberrime is here, and it’s god-like: the Divo Dual Density Dildo. This is a deliciously realistic dildo. SheVibe’s digital sculptor put a lot of detail into this design, and Uberrime complimented it with luxuriously plush silicone. The Divo is […]
Bullet vibes are a sex toy staple. Their small size makes them easy to store, travel discreetly, and include in partnered sex. They’re also pretty straightforward to use. But bullet vibes can be difficult to hold, especially if you have grip issues. My fingers are […]
I’m not sure why I – a comic book nerd with the sense of humor of a teenage boy – am allowed to review the Uberrime A-Spot Avenger. But I appreciate Betty’s confidence that I won’t just write 800 words of “smash” puns. I’ll do […]