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The Miksko Human-Alien Hybrid Monster Dildo is another of Uberrime’s H. R. Giger inspired alien toys. The trio of designs also includes the bulb-tipped Aliter and the biomechanical Xmeyk. Like Aliter, the Miksko seems shaped for g-spot/prostate massage. Most of its heft is hoisted to […]
Lovehoney rescued the Romp Switch! I bought a Romp Switch Clitoral Suction Stimulator for Christmas in 2021. Not long after, it started disappearing from digital shelves. I was sad to see it go! Despite being less than $40 USD, it’s a high quality sex toy. […]
The Aliter Bent Knot Monster Dildo is part of a trio of alien designs from Uberrime. The Miksko and Xmeyk are more phallic than Aliter, which to me is more of a beckoning finger than a dick. It’s probably that imagery that makes the Uberrime […]
After five years of writing sex toy reviews, I’ve collected a small army of tentacle dildos. The latest is The Kraken’s Revenge Fantasy G-Spot Dildo, a design collaboration between Uberrime Handmade Dildos and SheVibe. Most tentacle dildos are shaped like squiggles or cones, but Kraken’s […]
After writing about Big Daddy Danny, Dee’s Big Daddies offered me a few of their other models for review. My partner Buster’s first choice was the Big Daddy Duncan. Duncan has a unique silhouette among realistic dildos: a ‘bent’ shaft. It was designed to curve […]
In 2022 I got into two kinds of metal. The kind with guitar solos… and the kind with g-spot curves. Earlier this year, the friendly folks at L’Acier – one of Velvet Thruster’s brands – sent me one of the latter. The L’Acier Capo is […]
We’re well past (or, depending on your perspective, way ahead of) Halloween, but as a self-professed monster fucker, my mind’s always on fantasy dildos. The Realm is a fantasy sex toy collection from Blush Novelties. I reviewed the Realm’s Draken dragon dildo and Drago sword […]
Big Daddy Dante is the swan of realistic dildos. Its dramatically arched shaft and fanned-out balls create quite a silhouette. Dante’s twin, the Big Daddy Dominic, swaps the balls out for a traditional flared base. Some folks might arch an eyebrow at comparing silicone cocks […]
What’s the tallest dildo in my sex toy collection? Currently it’s the Uberrime Cephalatrox Tentacle, a squishy beasty that’s over a foot long! 12 whole inches of wiggly body-safe silicone. There are a couple of uses for those many inches, and I can’t wait to […]
My partner Buster prefers their dildos big and squeezable. They were delighted when I showed them the debut cast of toys from Dee’s Big Daddies: four huge realistic dildos and a scaly dragon, made with soft body-safe silicone. And the maker is local! DBD hails […]