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The Eclipse Thrusting Rotator Probe, or as I like to call it, “the enthusiastic fingering robot.” (I also call it the hungry hungry hippo, but we’ll get to that later.) Eclipse is a line of body-safe silicone butt toys from CalExotics, which is one of […]
To me, my D&D pervs, GoT survivors, and sword lesbians! I summon you here today to talk about one thing that is actually two things: the Drago Lock On Sword Handle and the Draken Fantasy Dragon Dildo attachment, both made by Blush Novelties and sent […]
There’s not a lot of overlap in the venn diagram of “budget-friendly sex toys” and “dual density silicone.” Dual density dildos – which generally have a plush outer layer and rigid core – are complicated to make and in high demand, so they tend to […]
Geeky Sex Toys is an indie sex toy shop that designs and manufactures fandom fuckables, from LED Laser Sword Dildos to a D20 Silicone Ball Gag. Though based in Australia, Geeky Sex Toys ships worldwide – and they go to great lengths to make sure […]
The Aqua-King Fantasy Dildo is as handsomely imposing as its inspiration: the ocean-mastering king of glossy page and big screen fame, Aquaman. Its girthy head is just over 2 inches in diameter, and it towers at an impressive 9 inches tall. It’s patterned with scales […]
The Zalo Desire Silicone Thrusting Dildo is a toy that answers the unasked question, ‘What would happen if you crossed a fairy princess and a fucking machine?’ Pink, gold, and bedazzled with a glittery Swarovski crystal, the Desire is elegant and pretty in equal measure. […]
I like to say that we’re not big fans of the g-spot in this house. My partner isn’t particularly wowed by g-spot stimulation, and because I experience so much pain during penetration, I usually don’t feel things acutely enough to discern if I’m even doing […]
Nu Sensuelle – French for “Naked Sensual” – is a pleasure products brand from Australia/Florida-based sex toy company Novel Creations. The line includes a number of vibrators and butt plugs offered at an affordable price point (generally under $60 USD.) Peepshow Toys – who graciously […]
One of the coolest things about being a sex toy blogger is that I get to try toys from so many different studios and manufacturers. It gives me firsthand insight that makes my reviews more useful, and allows me to draw comparisons or make recommendations. […]
Though it’s December, the weather outside is not so frightful here in Florida. Our winter wonderland is all palm trees and crisp mornings, without a flake of snow seen in over forty years. And while I don’t miss the frozen hellscape of Kansas, I do […]