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I’ve wanted a DragonTailz Blue Devil Leather Flogger for years. Last year I finally bought it. For some kinksters, sex and BDSM are separate activities (especially for folks who don’t desire the former.) For me, the two have always been intermingled – I don’t enjoy […]
Any impact toy can be intimidating – but riding crops have presence. They’re taming tools that can deliver a viper bite (small, fast, targeted strikes) if you stray from position. I love crops. The Noir Flinch Crop comes from Blush Novelties’ line of budget- and […]
The Pro Intimate Pump is a vulva pump. Vulva pumps come in many sizes, shapes, and intensities. They have a variety of potential features, from interchangeable heads to licking tongues. They can be manual (via lever or bulb) or automatic (mechanical suction.) Some are built […]
A realistic cock straining against agonizingly tight rope? Truly, the Uberrime Bound Bondage Dildo 2.0 (and Bound XL) is a dildo fit for a dominant. The Uberrime Bound is one of those rare sex toys that turns me on by appearance alone. I’m usually just […]
The sex toy industry is a mix of aging giants and innovative trailblazers. Go into any shop and you’ll see a newly released app-enabled gadget in minimalist packaging sitting on the same shelf as a battery-powered egg vibe with porn and tacky fonts on the […]
A few months ago, Peepshow Toys spoiled me with a kinky care package. Among the goodies were two spike wheels: the Doc Johnson Kink Spike Wheel and the XR Brands Lil Devil Sensation Pinwheel. what the fuck are these things? Spike wheels (also known as […]
This hybrid pump/vibe is… unique. The Pipedream Roto Suck-Her is a vibrating, vulva-shaped pussy pump. But not really? Because of its shallow cup, it doesn’t have the room to function like a traditional pump. It’s more like a lightly vibratey, lightly sucky… thingy. Like others […]
When I think of vulva pumps, I usually picture something with a manual lever and tubing. Like the Temptasia Advanced System or the Fetish Fantasy Pussy Pump. But these days there are plenty of automatic pumps that work with the touch of a button. Many […]
In pre-pandemic times, my partner Buster kept most of their Star Wars merch on their desk at work. Now they work from home, and Star Wars lurks in every corner of our new apartment. There’s a baby “Yoda” on top of our fridge, Clone Wars […]
Today I’m reviewing one of the most delightful products I’ve ever received: the SquarePegToys Happy Show Tail Puppy Dog Tail, sent to me by Peepshow Toys. SquarePeg’s Show Tails come in two shapes: the thin, perky Happy, and the Woofy, which is thicker and etched […]