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If you’ve ever read a review for a bullet vibrator, you’ve probably heard of the We-Vibe Tango. The Tango is lauded as the having the most powerful, rumbly vibrations you can find in a petite package. It’s the bullet that all other bullets are compared […]
My first Cute Little Fuckers toy – the Princette Puppypus – has a permanent spot on my bookshelf. I keep it in its box like a collectible figure. This is mostly because it’s cute and I’m a fan of the indie company that brought it […]
A realistic cock straining against agonizingly tight rope? Truly, the Uberrime Bound Bondage Dildo 2.0 (and Bound XL) is a dildo fit for a dominant. The Uberrime Bound is one of those rare sex toys that turns me on by appearance alone. I’m usually just […]
As a Floridian I’m both in awe of, and vaguely terrified by, the Everglades. Eight thousand square miles of ancient swamp? Surely cryptids of some kind lurk in its murky waters. All monsters are cool, and queer, and defiantly sexy. But a swamp monster? A […]
I love using a wand vibe on my partner. Big, rumbly vibrators like the PalmPower Extreme or the Magic Wand Rechargeable are an easy way to play with intense sensation and forced orgasms. But I have weak wrists and poor motor skills. Sometimes it’s difficult […]
I’m fascinated by sex toys designed to enhance partnered penetration. One such design is the hinge or c-shape vibrator. Popularized by We-Vibe’s Sync (and its updated version, the We-Vibe Chorus), these dual stimulating toys typically have two arms: one for vaginal insertion, and one for […]
If you follow me on social media, then you probably know I’m friends with Marco, the founder of indie sex toy studio Uberrime. At its beginning, Uberrime was a part time, solo venture operating out of a tiny (but cozy) loft. Now Uberrime has multiple […]
I’m autistic, and I fuck. Some people think these facets of my life are inherently incompatible. They’re wrong. But sometimes my autism and my sex life are at odds, and over the years I’ve had to figure out how to balance them. The abysmal roadmaps […]
When I was asked if I’d like to review the OG Pro2 Sucking Vibrator, I was pretty keen. The original OG went viral after a very enthusiastic Amazon review, and I’ve fallen in love with internet trenders before. The OG Pro2 comes from sex toy […]
Today marks 16 years since Buster and I started dating. We were high school sweethearts, can you believe it? Hilariously, we didn’t like each other at all when we first met. But eventually we stumbled into a mutual love of Harry Potter. Magic was an […]