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There is a lot of negative stigma surrounding sex toys. I’ve heard people say that they’re frivolous, or they’re only for lonely perverts, or that they’re a crutch for people who don’t know how to pleasure their partner(s) “right.” Since my blog is about 90% […]
The Pleasure Garden is a UK-based sex toy shop that values trans and disabled customers, and stocks their bondage section with a bunch of gorgeous, affordable gear… so gorgeous and affordable, in fact, that I bought a few things for myself, including the focus of […]
(Content Notes: References to medical and dental issues, homophobia, transphobia, and poverty-related suffering.) A number of years ago, Buster was hospitalized due to a disastrous combination of untreated pancreatitis, pneumonia, an ungodly number of gallstones, and dangerous fluid build up in their abdomen. Because we […]
The Splendid (now called the Splendid Medium) is arguably Uberrime’s most popular toy, and for good reason: it’s a dual density dildo (stiffer core, softer outside) with a wonderfully effective g-spot and/or prostate targeting curve, dressed in inspiringly vibrant colors. And? It’s $80 (or $70 […]
I’m under a bit of stress right now! I’ve just gotten through a month of babysitting, I’m preparing for Sex Down South, and a hurricane is/was headed my way (the forecast models keep changing.) Oh, and I’m refurbishing my website. Masturbation has been my go-to […]
Remember the Temptasia Harness Briefs I reviewed last September? The comfy, snug-fitting cheeksters that my partner tested on my behalf because the plus sizes weren’t yet released? Well, plus sizes are out now… And if you haven’t gotten a pair of your own yet, I […]
Why am I so excited to review the Temptasia Twist Silicone Dildo Kit? Because I have vaginismus! Vaginismus condition that causes my pelvic floor muscles instinctively spasm to prevent any form of penetration, including fingers and tampons. It’s often very painful. Sometimes I like to […]
The Eclipse Thrusting Rotator Probe, or as I like to call it, “the enthusiastic fingering robot.” (I also call it the hungry hungry hippo, but we’ll get to that later.) Eclipse is a line of body-safe silicone butt toys from CalExotics, which is one of […]
To me, my D&D pervs, GoT survivors, and sword lesbians! I summon you here today to talk about one thing that is actually two things: the Drago Lock On Sword Handle and the Draken Fantasy Dragon Dildo attachment, both made by Blush Novelties and sent […]
Bondage kits like the CalExotics Scandal Submissive Kit hold a lot of potential. They’re often the most affordable and non-threatening way for people to explore using restraints and sensory or impact toys. A box of the basics – whether sought out intentionally or tossed in […]