Let’s kick off my Black Friday sales guides with one of my favorite shops: SheVibe. Rather than discount specific items, SheVibe elected to have tiered savings. The more you buy, the higher the savings for your whole cart:

• 10% Off Orders Of $75+ | Use Code: BUMBLE10
• 15% Off Orders Of $100+ | Use Code: JACK15
• 20% Off Orders Of $125+ | Use Code: RALPHIE20
• 25% Off Orders Of $350+ | Use Code: GRINCH25

Obviously this is great for big splurges. You know, like the Magic Wand Rechargeable (or MW corded), a Womanizer, the Zumio, an Uberrime dildo, the Njoy Pure Wand. But I’m not here to talk about those.

I want to talk about budget buys. The things you accumulate to fill out your toy box’s various niches and explore different kinds of toy use. My favorite shit!

I will be listing their (current) regular price, since discounts will vary depending on your purchase size.

something neat and new from noje?

$38 USD ★ Noje Mini Wand (in shapes W1, W2, and W3) – It’s no secret that this is one of my favorite vibes (it taught me I could orgasm consistently, after all.) It’s tiny and yet surprisingly strong, and its vibrations are pretty rumbly. Its neck is flexible and it’s relatively quiet. My biggest complaint is its spindly little pin charger.

Toss a set of Noje Mini Wand Head Attachments in to diversify your experiences. I love them too.

 

$40 USD ★ Noje Quiver – I love my Zumio, but the price ($140) is awfully steep. I’m so excited Blush is harnessing the same concept but at an affordable price, and with optional buffer tips. I’m hoping to buy one of these for myself this weekend!

 

$35 USD ★ Noje B Multi-Function Vibes (B2 Dual Rabbit, B3 Bunny, B4 G-Spot, B5 Plug) – Remember the Exposed Nocturnal, the super cheap budget with vibrations that are a stronger (but buzzier) than the We-Vibe Tango? For a couple bucks more, you can get one and a silicone sheath that turns it into a rabbit (both definitions), butt plug, or finger vibe.

bdsm on a budget?

One of my only complaints about SheVibe has been its limited kink selection, but this year they’ve expanded their offerings tenfold. Between the Scandal line from CalExotics and the Saffron collection from Sportsheets, there’s a lot of budget-priced restraints and impact toys to choose from… and I want all of it.

I’ve already reviewed the Scandal Stopper Gag (it’s great) and the Scandal Submissive Kit (it’s alright.)

Especially enticing? The Saffron paddles and Scandal Bondage Bar.

a quality vibrator for g-spots?

$50 USD ★ Yummy Sunshine, Petting Hippo, Charming Smile, Master – I own all of these vibrators (seriously) and they all have the same moderately powerful, rumbly vibrations, the same looped handle, and the same simple button configuration. I love the designs (wonder where they came up with them?), but I’m partial to Charming Smile for clitoral use because its shorter shaft means the vibrations are more concentrated. These vibes are a really good value.

Not as interested in internal use? There’s also Power Flower, whose squid-like flappy tendrils will smack the shit out of your junk and it’s weirdly good.

$50-54 USD ★ Blush Impressions (Blue N2, Teal N3, Purple N4, Red N5) – I’ve heard a lot of good things about these vibrating dildos, which are waterproof and have suction cups. Like the Satisfyer G-Spot Vibrators, they’re strong and their vibrations lean towards rumbly (but noisy.) The N5 looks like it’s the same model as our (non-vibrating) Nude Ergo, which is deliciously girthy and one of Buster’s favorite dildos.

$60 USD ★ Blush Wellness G Curve – The Sola Cue has been rebranded! Although the exterior is now purple, the G Curve is the same impressive vibrations rumbling through a wonderfully g-spot massaging arc. The shape of this toy, the presence of two buttons for ease of use, the silken silicone surface… I love my Cue and thought it was more than worth its price, but the G Curve is even cheaper.

versatile pumping for beginners?

I love Temptasia Pumps ($23-35 USD) so much I wrote a guide on how to use them. Temptasia and Performance pump accessories are interchangeable, so if you buy a Temptasia pump, you can save some money (and space) by buying additional cups and cylinders individually. They’re cheap, but not cheaply made. If you love it, it’ll last you; if you hate it, you didn’t lose much.

Why do my partner and I love pumping? We enjoy the erotic pressure of suction, the sensitivity of increased blood flow, and the novelty of temporarily swollen or erect skin. Penises, nipples, clitorises, and vulvas can all get in on it.

hella power that fits in your palm?

My ($70 USD) PalmPower – the middle-sized, rechargeable one – is one of my favorite vibes. It’s small enough not to make me feel like I’m operating heavy machinery (which is only appealing sometimes) but it’s fucking bone-deep strong. The Magic Wand Rechargeable is stronger, but my beloved Palm funnels its punch into a smaller head. And instead of set power levels, you can hold the button down to scale up and find that goldilocks area of juuust right.

The PalmPower Pocket ($28 USD) is at the top of my wishlist right now. It’s so goddamn cute, and its vibrations are supposedly pretty strong for its tiny size. Also at the top of my wishlist? The PalmPower Extreme, the big sibling of the bunch with an angled head. Daddy wants.

a packaged package?

I was originally gonna wax poetic about wanting to start packing, but this “guide” is already like 80% me lusting after products I don’t have. Instead, I just want to tell you that SheVibe has been growing their Gender Expression category, and there’s a ton of packer options.

The Jack 2-in-1 ($60 USD) is a combination packer and stroker made of silicone. It’s pricier than a lot of other packers, yes. But it’s made of safe, non-porous materials. It won’t stain your clothes, it won’t get oily and weird, and it won’t melt. It’s also safe to use on your junk and won’t harbor bacteria after sanitizing. And it’s a stroker!

Oops that was more lusting.

BROWSE SHEVIBE DEALS HERE

 

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