It’s here! It’s here! “Stay home and buy shit online” weekend is here! And so is my Black Friday / Cyber Monday sales masterpost.
Need more guidance than a list of sales? I’ve written shopping guides on Black Friday toys from SheVibe and Peepshow Toys.
- Steep discounts for a tight budget? Peepshow Toys (general sex toys), Tantus (silicone toys)
- Big savings on unique toys and gifts? Lust Arts (fantasy/monster dildos), Geeky Sex Toys (nerdy toys of all kind)
- Great savings for large purchases? SheVibe (general sex toys)
One more thing before you start scrolling. If you decide to purchase something from one of my affiliate shops, please make sure to clear your browser cookies and click through my links! It costs you nothing, and it helps keep this blog going (and – sometimes – pays my bills.)
Happy holidays, sex toy aficionados!
Peepshow Toys is 25% OFF site-wide (with a few exceptions), but even better is their jaw-dropping blowouts collection of steeply discounted toys. Njoy Pure Wand for $79? Pillow Talk Sassy for $35? Dual Density Bella for $50?? WHAT.
Need some help making your picks? I wrote a blowouts guide.
- 25% off SITE-WIDE
- Massive discounts on doorbuster toys
- Massive discounts on select Uberrime
- Free US shipping on orders $70+
This sale runs until December 2nd (while supplies last.)
Tantus body-safe silicone toys are 51% OFF! Dildos, butt plugs, silicone paddles, and more. This even includes their already discount Grab Bags, which is some serious savings.
- Sale on all Tantus-made products and excludes other brands
- Use code BFCM51 at checkout
This sale ends on December 2nd.
Lust Arts is offering 25% OFF their toys in a special glossy black for Black Friday. (I bought a Lust Burster in last years sale and pictures do not do the color justice.)
You can also use ONE of the following codes at checkout:
- FREE set of tiny dildos for the first 5 people* who use code BETTYCHARM
- FREE teaser-size Unicorn Horn in black for the first 5 people* who use code BETTYHORN
- FREE US shipping* or free international shipping** with code BETTYSHIPUS/BETTYSHIP!US
- Not a fan of the Black Friday coloration? Get 15% OFF premade toys with code BETTY
* Minimum $20 purchase.
** Minimum $150 purchase.
This sale ends on December 3rd.
Geeky Sex Toys has put many of its most popular toys on sale, including the D20 Silicone Gag (now $42) and Hentai Tentacle Dildo (now $60.) They also have several themed bundles for even bigger discounts:
- Friendly Neighborhood Bundle (Spider-Dildo, Stroker, and Plug) $99
- Star Toys Bundle (Laser Sword Dildo and Darth, Trooper, or R2 Wand) $199
- Get ‘Em All Bundle (Charmy, Bulby, and Squirty Dildos and Piky Plug) $179
- Free shipping on orders $100+
Use my code BETTY to take an additional 5% OFF your order!
This sale ends on December 2nd.
Rather than discount specific items, SheVibe elected to have tiered savings. The more you buy, the higher the savings for your whole cart:
- 10% Off Orders Of $75+ | Use Code: BUMBLE10
- 15% Off Orders Of $100+ | Use Code: JACK15
- 20% Off Orders Of $125+ | Use Code: RALPHIE20
- 25% Off Orders Of $350+ | Use Code: GRINCH25
- FREE shipping in the US over $68
Not sure what to fill your cart with? I wrote a guide on quality budget buys!
This sale ends on December 2nd.
Uberrime toys are 20% OFF site-wide. They’ve also created a limited run of silicone toys in a holiday-inspired Cranberry Red with shimmering white gold glitter. Toys available in this coloration include:
- Spiro, Vivo, and Amo $49
- Tremo $59
- Single Density Bella $69
This sale ends December 2nd. Cranberry edition toys will be available through Christmas.
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