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The Ardor Dragon of Lust and Love Dildo has an incredibly handsome silhouette. It’s thick, as one would expect from a hulking mythological creature. But to suit its lovey-dovey name, the Ardor’s armored curves are soft instead of harsh. Uberrime doesn’t market this as a […]
The Miksko Human-Alien Hybrid Monster Dildo is another of Uberrime’s H. R. Giger inspired alien toys. The trio of designs also includes the bulb-tipped Aliter and the biomechanical Xmeyk. Like Aliter, the Miksko seems shaped for g-spot/prostate massage. Most of its heft is hoisted to […]
The Aliter Bent Knot Monster Dildo is part of a trio of alien designs from Uberrime. The Miksko and Xmeyk are more phallic than Aliter, which to me is more of a beckoning finger than a dick. It’s probably that imagery that makes the Uberrime […]
After five years of writing sex toy reviews, I’ve collected a small army of tentacle dildos. The latest is The Kraken’s Revenge Fantasy G-Spot Dildo, a design collaboration between Uberrime Handmade Dildos and SheVibe. Most tentacle dildos are shaped like squiggles or cones, but Kraken’s […]
What’s the tallest dildo in my sex toy collection? Currently it’s the Uberrime Cephalatrox Tentacle, a squishy beasty that’s over a foot long! 12 whole inches of wiggly body-safe silicone. There are a couple of uses for those many inches, and I can’t wait to […]
This point bears repeating often: realistic dildos aren’t competition or a replacement for “the real thing.” They’re tools. Tools we can use alone or with others! Tools are typically designed for a specific purpose. Like how a stud finder detects support beams in your wall […]
The Hydrus Water Dragon Dildo is one of Uberrime’s latest fantasy releases. It’s a super soft, highly textured toy with a pronounced knot. A fantasy dildo “knot” is a bulb shape (usually located on the lower half of the shaft) that provides a satisfying stretch. […]
Who among us hasn’t – in an especially heated moment – desperately thought: I want to shove a whole coke can inside me? (Or a can of Pepsi. Far be it from me to sodashame.) The Amplus Abstract Dildo from Uberrime is a squishy, body-safe […]
The latest collaboration between SheVibe and Uberrime is here, and it’s god-like: the Divo Dual Density Dildo. This is a deliciously realistic dildo. SheVibe’s digital sculptor put a lot of detail into this design, and Uberrime complimented it with luxuriously plush silicone. The Divo is […]
I’m not sure why I – a comic book nerd with the sense of humor of a teenage boy – am allowed to review the Uberrime A-Spot Avenger. But I appreciate Betty’s confidence that I won’t just write 800 words of “smash” puns. I’ll do […]