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The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Mini Vibrator was sent to me by SheVibe, online purveyors of pleasure products and all-around super folks. I’ll probably never stop yelling about how SheVibe is awesome and also comics-themed, because I need an outlet for the burst of joy I […]
The Aqua-King Fantasy Dildo is as handsomely imposing as its inspiration: the ocean-mastering king of glossy page and big screen fame, Aquaman. Its girthy head is just over 2 inches in diameter, and it towers at an impressive 9 inches tall. It’s patterned with scales […]
The Zalo Desire Silicone Thrusting Dildo is a toy that answers the unasked question, ‘What would happen if you crossed a fairy princess and a fucking machine?’ Pink, gold, and bedazzled with a glittery Swarovski crystal, the Desire is elegant and pretty in equal measure. […]
My obsession with the Iroha Zen Silicone Mini Vibrator began in January of last year, a few weeks before I officially launched my blog. I was immediately charmed by its aesthetics – it looks like a cartoon cactus in a pot – but beyond Iroha’s […]
Allow me to introduce you to the Vac-U-Lock Platinum Edition Supreme Harness from Doc Johnson, sent to me for review by SheVibe. (Thanks, SheVibe!) Because it can fit up to a 70-inch waist, I knew I’d have no trouble fitting my generously-sized fat bod within […]
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again and again: Blush Novelties must be utilizing some kind of silicone magic to produce dildos with such clean stripes. The Avant Pride P3 Beauty Silicone Dildo sports the colors of the (now retired) lesbian pride flag. […]
This review of the CalExotics Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker Tongue Vibrator is courtesy of fellow comic art connoisseur SheVibe. I’m a sucker for good packaging, and CalExotics’ Mini Marvels line has some really great packaging. Various pop art styled femmes – including a Black woman, […]
You’d think a sex-positive queer couple would have amassed at least a small collection of sex toys after 13 years together, especially given how particular my partner Buster and I are when it comes to the bedroom. But unfortunately, our bedside table drawers are depressingly […]