Recent
The spooky season is upon us! I’ve been too busy to truly bask in the vampirely vibes this month, but as someone who has Halloween decorations up all year, the holiday is always on my mind. Last year, I assembled a list of Body-Safe Halloween […]
A 101-style guide on different types of bondage restraints you can find on Peepshow Toys. Get 10% off your order (kinky or otherwise) with code BETTY at checkout.
There is a lot of negative stigma surrounding sex toys. I’ve heard people say that they’re frivolous, or they’re only for lonely perverts, or that they’re a crutch for people who don’t know how to pleasure their partner(s) “right.” Since my blog is about 90% […]
The Pleasure Garden is a UK-based sex toy shop that values trans and disabled customers, and stocks their bondage section with a bunch of gorgeous, affordable gear… so gorgeous and affordable, in fact, that I bought a few things for myself, including the focus of […]
(Content Notes: References to medical and dental issues, homophobia, transphobia, and poverty-related suffering.) A number of years ago, Buster was hospitalized due to a disastrous combination of untreated pancreatitis, pneumonia, an ungodly number of gallstones, and dangerous fluid build up in their abdomen. Because we […]
The Splendid (now called the Splendid Medium) is arguably Uberrime’s most popular toy, and for good reason: it’s a dual density dildo (stiffer core, softer outside) with a wonderfully effective g-spot and/or prostate targeting curve, dressed in inspiringly vibrant colors. And? It’s $80 (or $70 […]
I’m under a bit of stress right now! I’ve just gotten through a month of babysitting, I’m preparing for Sex Down South, and a hurricane is/was headed my way (the forecast models keep changing.) Oh, and I’m refurbishing my website. Masturbation has been my go-to […]
Remember the Temptasia Harness Briefs I reviewed last September? The comfy, snug-fitting cheeksters that my partner tested on my behalf because the plus sizes weren’t yet released? Well, plus sizes are out now… And if you haven’t gotten a pair of your own yet, I […]
Why am I so excited to review the Temptasia Twist Silicone Dildo Kit? Because I have vaginismus! Vaginismus condition that causes my pelvic floor muscles instinctively spasm to prevent any form of penetration, including fingers and tampons. It’s often very painful. Sometimes I like to […]
The Eclipse Thrusting Rotator Probe, or as I like to call it, “the enthusiastic fingering robot.” (I also call it the hungry hungry hippo, but we’ll get to that later.) Eclipse is a line of body-safe silicone butt toys from CalExotics, which is one of […]