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I’m fascinated by sex toys designed to enhance partnered penetration. One such design is the hinge or c-shape vibrator. Popularized by We-Vibe’s Sync (and its updated version, the We-Vibe Chorus), these dual stimulating toys typically have two arms: one for vaginal insertion, and one for […]
If you follow me on social media, then you probably know I’m friends with Marco, the founder of indie sex toy studio Uberrime. At its beginning, Uberrime was a part time, solo venture operating out of a tiny (but cozy) loft. Now Uberrime has multiple […]
I’m autistic, and I fuck. Some people think these facets of my life are inherently incompatible. They’re wrong. But sometimes my autism and my sex life are at odds, and over the years I’ve had to figure out how to balance them. The abysmal roadmaps […]
When I was asked if I’d like to review the OG Pro2 Sucking Vibrator, I was pretty keen. The original OG went viral after a very enthusiastic Amazon review, and I’ve fallen in love with internet trenders before. The OG Pro2 comes from sex toy […]
Welcome to Deep Discount Season, aka Black Friday and Cyber Monday! If you want more literal bang for your buck, now’s the ideal time to snag some sex toys. Just like last year, I’d like to remind you that if a review or social […]
“This clam is jammed!” I once quipped to a guy I was chatting up. It was a light-hearted way to start the “I can’t have vaginal sex” conversation that came up every time I wanted to get laid in my 20’s. I always try to […]
Grinding (also called humping) is when you rub your genitals against an object or consenting partner for sexual pleasure. It’s all about movement, texture, and friction: the slick glide of a vulva against a bedpost, the firm press of a penis on a partner’s ass, […]
Triton is the Greek merman god of the sea. Appropriately, it’s also the name of this debut dildo from Closet Play Sex Toys, which has waves (heh) of ridges on its blue and gold shaft. The Triton is a very handsome, elegantly designed dildo. Between […]
I recently went (vaxxed and masked) to a movie theater for the first time in about two years. A momentous occasion! Naturally, I saw the movie about the crappy journalist and his goopy alien husband. Venom is prime monster fucker fodder. His sinister jaws, tentacle-esque […]
Note: As of 2021, Geeky Sex Toys has closed its doors. Out of respect for their craft and in gratitude of their collaboration, I’m posting this review as-is even though the toy can no longer be purchased. I’m generally not the kind of nerd who […]