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What’s the tallest dildo in my sex toy collection? Currently it’s the Uberrime Cephalatrox Tentacle, a squishy beasty that’s over a foot long! 12 whole inches of wiggly body-safe silicone. There are a couple of uses for those many inches, and I can’t wait to […]
My partner Buster prefers their dildos big and squeezable. They were delighted when I showed them the debut cast of toys from Dee’s Big Daddies: four huge realistic dildos and a scaly dragon, made with soft body-safe silicone. And the maker is local! DBD hails […]
I’ve wanted a DragonTailz Blue Devil Leather Flogger for years. Last year I finally bought it. For some kinksters, sex and BDSM are separate activities (especially for folks who don’t desire the former.) For me, the two have always been intermingled – I don’t enjoy […]
Vaginal plugs! Wearable dildos! Pussy corks! Whatever you want to call them, they’re here. First Uberrime’s chubby, colorful Sensi, now SquarePegToys’ multi-sized G Squeeze Vag Plug. These soft silicone toys are meant to be “worn,” meaning you insert them and leave them stationary (like butt […]
Instead of vibrating, the Zumio X creates intense, pleasurable sensation by rapidly oscillating its firm “SpiroTip.” It moves so quickly it’s a blur, but in such tight circles it almost seems like it doesn’t move at all. If the name wasn’t already taken, I’d probably […]
I like sex toys that lick. I like them so much that I have a whole guide on the best sex toy tongues. It was inevitable that I’d get my greedy paws on Lelo’s updated Ora, one of the first mainstream attempts at an oral […]
This point bears repeating often: realistic dildos aren’t competition or a replacement for “the real thing.” They’re tools. Tools we can use alone or with others! Tools are typically designed for a specific purpose. Like how a stud finder detects support beams in your wall […]
Back in September, I ordered myself a few birthday sex toys. Among them was the Le Wand Arch Stainless Steel Dildo. The Arch is nearly 2 pounds of solid metal fashioned into a double-ended fuck wand. It’s my first time buying a stainless steel dildo. […]
The Hydrus Water Dragon Dildo is one of Uberrime’s latest fantasy releases. It’s a super soft, highly textured toy with a pronounced knot. A fantasy dildo “knot” is a bulb shape (usually located on the lower half of the shaft) that provides a satisfying stretch. […]
Welcome to Deep Discount Season, aka Black Friday and Cyber Monday! If you want more literal bang for your buck, now’s the ideal time to snag some sex toys. Just like last year, I’d like to remind you that if a review or social media […]