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Though it’s December, the weather outside is not so frightful here in Florida. Our winter wonderland is all palm trees and crisp mornings, without a flake of snow seen in over forty years. And while I don’t miss the frozen hellscape of Kansas, I do […]
The Dragon Claw Silicone We-Vibe Tango Sleeve by Uberrime is equal parts claw and tentacle, perhaps intended to be the sucker-bellied digit of an aquatic monster that prowls the depths in search of prey and mate alike. I could ask the artist what kind of […]
The days of perusing the dildo section of the average sex shop and only finding penis replicas are (mostly) behind us. While penis-inspired dildos still make up a huge portion of the market, there is a growing supply of brightly-colored, abstractly phallic fuckables for those […]
Fishnets have been a major turn-on for me for the entirety of my post-puberty life. I’ve always associated them with sexual openness, and they’re core to a number of aesthetics that appeal to me. Punk rock babes, emo enbies, goth boys, sluts of all sorts […]
Allow me to introduce you to the Vac-U-Lock Platinum Edition Supreme Harness from Doc Johnson, sent to me for review by SheVibe. (Thanks, SheVibe!) Because it can fit up to a 70-inch waist, I knew I’d have no trouble fitting my generously-sized fat bod within […]
When I first started perusing sex toy reviews in search of toys to build my own body-safe collection, three toys stood out as most bloggers’ must-haves: the nJoy Pure Wand, the Magic Wand, and the We-Vibe Tango. The Tango in particular came up again and […]
Frankenstein was published 200 years ago this year. But while its cultural importance and influence can’t be overstated, I have to confess – I’ve never finished Mary Shelley’s book. Nor have I watched the entirety of the 1931 film or any of its many remakes. […]
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again and again: Blush Novelties must be utilizing some kind of silicone magic to produce dildos with such clean stripes. The Avant Pride P3 Beauty Silicone Dildo sports the colors of the (now retired) lesbian pride flag. […]
Two reviews in a single day, and they’re on complete opposite ends of the feelings spectrum! Peepshow Toys has me stretchin’ my writer muscles, y’all. When Peepshow Toys offered to send me the Temptasia Harness for review, they also asked that I pick a dildo […]
Today’s review is a literal jackpot: a product I’m wild about, from a manufacturer I adore, sent to me by a shop I love. I’ve been nervous about trying a strap-on harness for a long time, and would probably have put it off forever without […]