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As a Floridian I’m both in awe of, and vaguely terrified by, the Everglades. Eight thousand square miles of ancient swamp? Surely cryptids of some kind lurk in its murky waters. All monsters are cool, and queer, and defiantly sexy. But a swamp monster? A […]
If you follow me on social media, then you probably know I’m friends with Marco, the founder of indie sex toy studio Uberrime. At its beginning, Uberrime was a part time, solo venture operating out of a tiny (but cozy) loft. Now Uberrime has multiple […]
Triton is the Greek merman god of the sea. Appropriately, it’s also the name of this debut dildo from Closet Play Sex Toys, which has waves (heh) of ridges on its blue and gold shaft. The Triton is a very handsome, elegantly designed dildo. Between […]
I recently went (vaxxed and masked) to a movie theater for the first time in about two years. A momentous occasion! Naturally, I saw the movie about the crappy journalist and his goopy alien husband. Venom is prime monster fucker fodder. His sinister jaws, tentacle-esque […]
Note: As of 2021, Geeky Sex Toys has closed its doors. Out of respect for their craft and in gratitude of their collaboration, I’m posting this review as-is even though the toy can no longer be purchased. I’m generally not the kind of nerd who […]
Geeky Sex Toys is one of my favorite indie sex toy companies. Their pleasure fare is all fandom themed: D20 ballgags, lightsaber dildos, etc. Sex toys are fun to use, but GST incorporates that fun directly into their designs, and then brings them into being […]
My favorite insertable toys come with descriptors like “monster,” “fantasy,” or “tentacle.” As an avid fan of horror and sci-fi, I’m always looking for new, weird dildos and sex toys. Blame all the late night b-movie marathons and tentacle porn searches over the years! I’m […]
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Forged in the heart of an indie sex toy studio, the mighty hammer Möan-lnir has no equal. It can be a weapon to destroy holes, or a tool to build to glorious orgasm. It is a fit companion for a naughty nerd. Sent to me […]
The spooky season is upon us! I’ve been too busy to truly bask in the vampirely vibes this month, but as someone who has Halloween decorations up all year, the holiday is always on my mind. Last year, I assembled a list of Body-Safe Halloween […]