As a Floridian I’m both in awe of, and vaguely terrified by, the Everglades. Eight thousand square miles of ancient swamp? Surely cryptids of some kind lurk in its murky waters.

All monsters are cool, and queer, and defiantly sexy. But a swamp monster? A sentient, fang-jawed beastie that nuzzles up to your body and slithers a long, inquisitive tongue inside you? That’s something worth renting an airboat to find.

Lucky for us monster fuckers, you don’t have to brave sinkholes and mosquitoes to hook up with a swamp-dwelling cryptid. You just have to visit SheVibe to find the Swamp Mawnster, a fork-tongued fuckable made by Deep Fantasies.

swamp mawnster design

Deep Fantasies is a Canadian indie sex toy company that launched in 2020. Once upon a time these artists made cosplay props – now they sell a range of fantasy dildo designs including sharks, skulls, and squirting aliens.

Deep Fantasies has made a few blunders since their inception (allegedly their Etsy listings once featured art they didn’t own), but they seem to have gotten their shit together. DF’s toys (some designed in-house, some commissioned) are fun and unique. They make a great addition to SheVibe’s growing fantasy dildo collection.

The Swamp Mawnster is a maw-style fantasy dildo, which means the shaft is shaped like a tongue and the base represents the mouth and/or face of a creature.

This toy is made of body-safe silicone, which means it’s non-porous and hypoallergenic. Although the sculpt is intimidating with its multiple eyes and pointy teeth, the Swamp Mawnster is a literal softy. The silicone is a squishy 0050 density, making it easy to bend and squeeze. There are silicone toys in softer densities, but I feel like this was perfect for a tongue: yielding but muscle-like.

It’s a pretty hefty toy, with its widest insertable point reaching 2.4 inches in diameter. For comparison, the average dildo or penis is around 1.5 inches. This is definitely a dildo meant for experienced girth enthusiasts.

(For a slimmer maw-style dildo, see Deep Fantasies’ Venomaw.)

That being said, the Swamp Mawnster’s shaft isn’t as round as a typical dildo. It’s tongue shaped, so it’s flatter from the side. It stretches you out but doesn’t necessarily stuff you full from wall to wall.

I love the Jim Henson-y aesthetic of this design. Swamp Mawnster’s four eyes are perfectly round and lidless. Its mouth is also circular, rimmed with fat, pointed teeth that are sunken into meaty gums.

I especially love the details on the bisected and segmented tongue. It almost looks like two monster fingers fused together. The fat veins and high gloss finish on the silicone give the Swamp Mawnster a wet, fleshy look. Definitely very monstrous!

our experience: poked, not bitten

As is always the case for toys of this size, my partner Buster did the testing. They’ve used the Swamp Mawnser both vaginally and anally, but the experience “was essentially the same in both holes.”

The Swamp Mawnster’s tongue is meaty. Its alien shape can’t be ignored, from the awkward but easy breach of its narrow double tip, to the full-yet-not stretch of its fat shaft. The detail textures (like the veins and segmented flesh) are more obvious when you turn the toy rather than thrust it. Buster liked turning it in their ass to play with the varying width.

The Swamp Mawnster Fantasy Dildo is quite literally a lube gobbler. No matter how liberally you spread lube on this toy, it vanishes a few minutes into play. Pop the toy back out and the cause is obvious: all the lube is pooled in the divot that lines the center of the tongue. My theory is that the silicone surface is so glossy that lube runs off it and gets stuck in the crevice.

This can be sexy if you’re using the Swamp Mawnster externally. Buster likes feeding the tongue halfway into their cunt, then pouring more lube into the divot and letting it run wet and messy inside. You can simultaneously grind against the vein texturing or squishy fangs for a proper “I’m being sexily eaten by a monster” experience.

But when it comes to thrusting, lube gobbling is a huge inconvenience. Especially with a toy this size… and shape.

At the end of the Swamp Mawnster’s undulating tongue are dual pointy tips. They really suit the monster aesthetic! But when I unboxed this creepy crawly, I was immediately nervous: were these tips gonna be uncomfortable or pokey in use?

Toys with narrow tips are generally fine as long as they’re made from soft silicone. But while the Swamp Mawnster is adequately squishy, its tongue has an upward-turning curve. That curve presses the pointy tips directly against your internal wall in use. When you move the dildo, the tips drag and poke like clumsy fingers.

Depending on where they are in their cycle (since that can impact vaginal sensitivity), Buster either finds this poking vaguely annoying or outright ouchy. If you’re used to graceless but enthusiastic fingering, you might not mind it. Most of the time we opted to lube the Swamp Mawnster up, carefully slide it deep, and then leave it in place for Buster to passively clench on. The tips being on an upward curve keeps them tucked away from Buster’s cervix.

I feel like Deep Fantasies’ other maw, the skull-faced Venomaw, has a subtler tongue curve and more rounded tip. It’s probably more comfortable in use if tongue thrusting is something you’re keen on.

handling the beast: the swampy’s base

Letting the Swamp Mawnster use your hole as a tongue warmer isn’t so bad when you pair it with a good external vibe. Luckily the base is chunky but not obtrusive. It doesn’t get in the way of Buster using favorites like the Hot Octopuss Amo or PalmPower Extreme.

“The base is bigger than a regular dildo base, but it makes it easy to grip when using Swampy solo,” says Buster’s notes. “There are ridges [at the base of the tongue], like behind the teeth, that you can kind of fit your fingers in to get a better hold if it’s too slippery. Which it always is because you have to use so fucking much.”

The Swamp Mawnster’s base is also hefty enough to serve as a semi-decent anchor when riding the toy. Buster was in the mood to ride some creepy crawly face one afternoon and straddled the maw on a folded pillow. It’s hard to lower yourself on a pointy toy, so Buster recommends inserting the Swamp Mawnster halfway before actually sitting on it. “With a lot of up-and-down, the tips of the tongue can get folded over and stab even more, which sucks. So I mostly grind in place.”

An additional bonus to the base? This toy is well shaped to display. The Swamp Mawnster sits perfectly flat and its tongue doesn’t flop or sag, retaining its creepy undulated shape. Sure, most pervs will immediately identify this as a dildo if it’s out on your shelf. But if you’re the kind of person with monster decor, you probably don’t mind.

The slightly tacky, high gloss finish is definitely a cat hair catcher. So unless you’re already regularly picking Swamp Mawnster up for use, you’ll have to remember to dust it regularly.

final thoughts on the swamp mawnster

Like a lot of fantasy toys, the Swamp Mawnster requires a lot more finagling than a regular dildo. But the appeal of monster toys isn’t their ease of use, it’s their abstractness, their sci-fi/horror themeing. I didn’t ask to review the Swamp Mawnster because I wanted an everyday dildo. I asked because holy shit sexy swamp cryptid.

And I got one. Its name is Swampy, and it lives on my office shelf with Princette Puppypus.

If you’re only ogling the Swamp Mawnster because you’re looking for an extra large dildo, I wouldn’t recommend it. Its girth is flattened by its tongue shape, and its texturing is surprisingly subtle. There are mightier, matte finish giants on SheVibe’s digital shelves.

But if you’re after something weird, something fleshy and intrusive and unique, the Swamp Mawnster is the good kind of freaky. The kind of freaky that stays with you the whole session, feeding into fantasies of ancient horny creatures. Creatures that maybe aren’t the ideal shape for human holes, but hey – nobody’s perfect.

If you don’t mind a bit (or a lot) of poking from your sentient, fang-jawed beastie of the marsh, the Swamp Mawnster is a high quality, visually stunning companion. You can find it on SheVibe for $110 USD at the time of this writing.

If you’re a monster fucker in search for more, check out SheVibe’s curated fantasy toys collection.

Thank you, SheVibe, for sending me the Deep Fantasies Swamp Mawnster Dildo in exchange for an honest review.

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