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I moved into a bigger place earlier this year. This gave me way more room for storing and displaying my sex toys. I’ve assembled quite a collection – including over 40 vibrators, 75 dildos, and 7 wands – and wanted to keep them organized. I […]
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It can be pretty hard to find a rabbit vibrator that perfectly fits your individual anatomy. Rabbits are dual stimulating: they need to line up with both your clitoris and vagina (and ideally the g-spot) to work as intended. But bodily proportions aren’t universal. Genitals […]
When people ask what I do for a living – a question I don’t love, but that’s a conversation for another day – I joyously explain that I write about queer sex on the internet. As it turns out, it’s difficult to grow and monetize […]
As a sex toy reviewer, I’ve amassed quite a collection of fuckables. No two are the same. Even bullet vibrators – the most basic of designs – vary in shape, texture, and vibration. This variety allows me to explore countless sensations. It teaches me about […]
At the very beginning of April, Tantus reached out to me about reviewing the On the Go Silicone Packer. It’s their first traditional packer – they’ve had the Pack n’ Play No.2 for some time – and I was super excited about it. Naively (or […]
Is your sex shop a safe place to browse for people of marginalized identities? Do you think you’re welcoming to trans customers, Black customers, and disabled customers? Have you ever even asked yourself that question? I’ve scoured a lot of sex shops in my years […]
I like toys that slap my clit until I come. This would have been inconceivable to me a few years ago. My vibration-lovin’ clit, enjoying literally anything besides a trusty bullet vibe? Impossible! But now my We-Vibe Tango is collecting dust, and I’m reaching for […]
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I don’t know if I can be analytical or informative about the Her Ultimate Tongue-Gasm from Pipedream. Like, the name is fucking awful. “Fantasy for Her, Her Ultimate Tongue-Gasm” is a mouthful, needlessly gendered, and hella tacky. (Sound familiar?) The design is ugly and feels […]