SpareParts Hardwear Joque Cover Harness Product Showcase
Check out my first non-dildo product showcase video for Uberrime: the new Joque Cover Strap-On Harness.
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Review: Crystal G Wand Rose Quartz Dildo by Le Wand
The Le Wand Crystal G Wand is a gorgeous piece of carved quartz art. I’ve loved rocks since I was a kid (I’m autistic, big surprise.) It was inevitable that I’d get my hands on a rose quartz crystal dildo, even though I’m not drawn […]
Review: Enigma Wave Multi Stimulation Personal Massager by Lelo
The Lelo Enigma Wave Multi Stimulation Personal Massager is designed to provide effortless, decadent pleasure. Simultaneous clitoral stimulation, g-spot massage, and zinging vibration – all packaged into one toy. This was my first time using a Lelo “SenSonic” pulsation toy. Spoiler alert: it’s intense in […]
Review: Ardor Dragon of Lust and Love Knot Dildo by Uberrime
The Ardor Dragon of Lust and Love Dildo has an incredibly handsome silhouette. It’s thick, as one would expect from a hulking mythological creature. But to suit its lovey-dovey name, the Ardor’s armored curves are soft instead of harsh. Uberrime doesn’t market this as a […]
Feeling Jaded: Are Yoni Eggs and Crystal Dildos Safe?
With the release of Goop Lab* – a Netflix docseries following Gwyneth Paltrow’s $250 million “wellness” brand Goop – folks are taking a second look at Goop’s short yet sordid history. Among its controversial wares? Yoni eggs, the polished crystals you can put in your […]
Review: Bob the Alien Glow-In-The-Dark Discreet Vibrator by Boutique Voila
Bob the Alien Discreet Vibrator is a kitschy creation from Boutique Voila, a Velvet Thruster brand dedicated to fun and nerdy sex toy designs. They sent it to me for review! Bob doesn’t look like a sex toy. It sits on my desk most days, […]
Review: Rave 2 Adjustable G-Spot Vibrator With App Control by We-Vibe
The We-Vibe Rave 2 Adjustable G-Spot Vibrator stands out in an ocean of g-spot vibe options. Not at first glance. But definitely at first touch. The Rave 2 has a smooth, asymmetrical ridge that gives the toy a topsy-turvy silhouette. It has a flexible shaft […]
Review: Soraya Vibrating Anal Beads Massager by Lelo
Lelo Soraya Beads don’t dangle on a silicone cord like traditional anal beads. Instead, these vibrating anal beads are stacked in a graduated wand shape. (“Wand” as in bibbidi bobbidi butt stuff, not “wand” as in hitachi pelvis-rumbler.) The Soraya Beads are luxury brand Lelo’s […]
Review: Fantasy For “Her” Ultimate Pleasure Pro Dual Oral Sex Simulator & G-Spot Vibrator by Pipedream
One of my favorite sex toys is the three-in-one Her Ultimate Pleasure from Pipedream. It’s the oral sex simulator that went viral on social media a few years ago. There are many (many!) imitators, but the Her Ultimate Pleasure Pro Dual is the first official […]
Review: Big Daddy Dakota Uncut XXL Realistic Dildo by Dee’s Big Daddies
I was really excited when Dee’s Big Daddies started previewing the Dakota Uncut With Balls on social media. I love when realistic dildos have foreskin! It’s aesthetically attractive. Dakota doesn’t set itself apart just by being uncut. It also has a down-turned shaft that lists […]